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I mean like, I don't know, the economy or something, y'know man?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered fabric patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook and Loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2\" x 4\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"MLPT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40090166329386,"sku":"PTCH-PEACE-PRVLGE","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/products\/Peace_is_a_Privilege_Patch.jpg?v=1651271776"},{"product_id":"tree-line-is-my-front-line-patch","title":"Tree Line Is My Front Line Patch","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"c-message_kit__gutter\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-qa=\"message_content\" class=\"c-message_kit__gutter__right\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"c-message_kit__blocks c-message_kit__blocks--rich_text\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-qa=\"message-text\" class=\"c-message__message_blocks c-message__message_blocks--rich_text\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-qa=\"block-kit-renderer\" class=\"p-block_kit_renderer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-block_kit_renderer__block_wrapper p-block_kit_renderer__block_wrapper--first\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"p-rich_text_block\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003eSpeak for the trees. Run for the hills, the forests, and mountains.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAfter all, the US doesn't have a great track record when it comes to fighting in any of those.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv role=\"group\" class=\"c-message_actions__container c-message__actions\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-qa=\"message-actions\" aria-label=\"Message shortcuts\" role=\"group\" class=\"c-message_actions__group\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNow in Olive Drab!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered fabric patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook and Loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" Diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"MNA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40090244644906,"sku":"PTCH-TREELINE","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/products\/Treeline_RG_Patch_2.jpg?v=1678999848"},{"product_id":"f-117-nighthawk-atamonica-patch","title":"F-117 Nighthawk Atamonica Patch","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #789922;\"\u003e\u0026gt;She'll never follow you home, watch you in your sleep, and obliterate your house with a \u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003eGBU-27 \"Hammer\" Paveway III\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn another collaboration with renowned aviation-waifu artist \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca class=\"c-link\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\" data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\" target=\"_blank\" delay=\"150\"\u003eAtamonica\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, we give you the nocturnal yandere stealth bomber you'll \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003ewant\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e looking through your window at 3:00 AM. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-stringify-indent=\"0\" data-stringify-border=\"0\"\u003eMay cause urgent desire for a yandere stealth fighter gf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered fabric patch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehook and loop backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" Diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MLPT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40220450095146,"sku":"PTCH-ATAMONICA-F117","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/products\/Nighthawk_Anime_Patch_1.jpg?v=1657136531"},{"product_id":"an-225-mriya-atamonica-patch","title":"An-225 Mriya Atamonica Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #789922;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u0026gt;Tfw no doting cargo plane gf that helps carry all of your emotional baggage and tells you \"it's going to be ok\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn our latest collaboration with renowned aviation-waifu artist \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\" data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\" class=\"c-link\" delay=\"150\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eAtamonica\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, we're pleased to bring you the most adorable way to carry over 200 tons of cargo through the air\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's the perfect way to make new friends in public places, and seriously concern your immediate family.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn memoriam of  Antonov An-225 \"Mriya\", 1988-2022. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-value='{\"1\":2,\"2\":\"Completed\"}' data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":4350,\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":9684093},\"5\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"6\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"7\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"8\":{\"1\":[{\"1\":2,\"2\":0,\"5\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":0}},{\"1\":0,\"2\":0,\"3\":3},{\"1\":1,\"2\":0,\"4\":1}]},\"9\":1,\"10\":2,\"15\":\"arial, sans, sans-serif\"}'\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eEmbroidered fabric patch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehook and loop backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" Diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MLPT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40235932745770,"sku":"PTCH-ATAMONICA-AN225","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/products\/Atamonica_Mirya_Patch.jpg?v=1664314604"},{"product_id":"goodhew-ambulance-heat-patch","title":"Goodhew Ambulance EMS Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnother little homage to our favorite heist film...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered fabric patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook and loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" x 3\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGoes great with a hockey mask!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CSTM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40236018729002,"sku":"PTCH-HEAT-GH-AMB","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/products\/GoodHew_EMS_Patch.jpg?v=1656720258"},{"product_id":"b-2-spirit-atamonica-patch-1","title":"B-2 Spirit Atamonica Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eShe'll fly you to \u003cem\u003eevery spencer's and hot topic \u003c\/em\u003ewithout need to refuel. And with enough payload to hold a whole aircraft carrier's worth of ordnance, \u003cem\u003ethat's a lot of MCR tees.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a long-overdue collaboration with renowned aviation-waifu artist \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\" data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\" class=\"c-link\" delay=\"150\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\"\u003eAtamonica\u003c\/a\u003e, our goth-girl spin on everyone's favorite aloof flying wing of destruction. \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's the perfect way to make new friends in public places, and seriously concern your immediate family.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eEmbroidered fabric patch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehook and loop backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" Diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Anytime Anywhere\" is about her \u003cem\u003eservice distance, \u003c\/em\u003eweirdo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MLPT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40407578017834,"sku":"PTCH-ATAMONICA-B2","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/products\/B2_Patch_09b3ac44-fd52-4baa-93a6-c84ac4d4f4c9.jpg?v=1664648445"},{"product_id":"amraam-atamonica-patch","title":"AIM-120 AMRAAM Atamonica Patch","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #212b36;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #212b36;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #789922;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #789922;\"\u003e\u0026gt;Tfw you'll never be chased down at Mach 4 by AMRAAM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #789922;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #789922;\"\u003e\u0026gt;She'll Never \"slam\" you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn another bombastic collaboration with the moé missile artist \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca class=\"c-link\" data-stringify-link=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\" data-sk=\"tooltip_parent\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\" target=\"_blank\" delay=\"150\"\u003eAtamonica\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, We're proud to introduce AIM-120 AMRAAM-chan in all of her raytheon-sponsored adorableness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's the perfect way to make new friends in public places, seriously concern your immediate family, and \u003cem\u003ecause extreme discomfort among Raytheon employees.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eEmbroidered \"Fire and Democracy\" fabric patch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehook and loop backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" Diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMay cause an urge to be obliterated by an anthropomorphic Raython \"Slammer\" Missile girl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CSTM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40435056050218,"sku":"PTCH-ATAMONICA-AMRAAM","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/products\/Amraam_Patch.jpg?v=1672349294"},{"product_id":"a-10-warthog-atamonica-patch","title":"A-10 Warthog Atamonica Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #789922;\"\u003e\u0026gt;Tfw you'll never end up in a \"friendly fire incident\" with A-10 chan\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #789922;\"\u003e\u0026gt;You'll never be able to 'mire her twin turbofans before being beaten to a pulp\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn another collaboration with the moé aircraft artist \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\"\u003eAtamonica\u003c\/a\u003e, We're bringing on the thunder with A-10 Warthog-chan.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's the perfect way to make new friends in public places, seriously concern your immediate family, and grant you\u003cem\u003e immediate, noticeable gains.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eMay cause urgent need for a muscular close air support waifu\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eEmbroidered fabric patch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehook and loop backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" Diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MLPT","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40456152842282,"sku":"PTCH-ATAMONICA-A10","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/products\/A10_Warthog_Patch.jpg?v=1679073975"},{"product_id":"e-3-sentry-atamonica-patch","title":"E-3 Sentry Atamonica Patch","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #789922;\"\u003e\u0026gt;Tfw no Boeing E-3 Sentry GF to keep an eye on you all times against your will\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #789922;\"\u003e\u0026gt;She will never kidnap you in her \"party van\" and make you her property\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the 7th Release with\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/atamonica1\"\u003eAtamonica\u003c\/a\u003e, we're going \u003cem\u003eBoeing. \u003c\/em\u003eE-3 sentry-chan is just doing what she does best here. 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