{"title":"Black Friday 2024 New Releases","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"south-african-bata-takkie-hockey-sneakers","title":"South African Bata 'Takkie' Hockey Sneakers","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNothing goes better together than South Africa and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ehockey shoes? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNo, not ice hockey, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003efield hockey.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTypically played on grass or hard packed dirt, field hockey is substantially different from ice hockey (obviously.) As you can imagine, countries around the equator can't find ice to save their lives, but field hockey remains a popular pastime especially in the warmer commonwealth (or ex-commonwealth countries.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith the commercialization of synthetic rubber and the advent of new shoe manufacturing methods post WWII, all varieties of 'field hockey' shoes exploded in popularity. Brands like Converse, Palladium, and Chuck Taylor were nothing short of a worldwide phenomenon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSo, hockey shoes were light weight, cool, athletic, and ideal for moving quickly. \u003cem\u003eThat sounds like it could come in handy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe formative years of recent Central \u0026amp; Sub-Saharan African Culture occurred during the Bush War \u0026amp; Border wars — Conflicts which dominated South Africa and Zimbabwe (Formerly Rhodesia) during the Cold War. Outside of Africa and certain military circles both of these wars have faded into obscurity...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAt the height of the Border and Bush wars, both South Africa and Rhodesia found themselves geographically, economically, and diplomatically isolated and facing the best efforts of the USSR, North Korea, Cuba, Egypt, and several members of the Soviet Bloc. With their adversaries providing training, arms, logistics and advisory support to a rainbow of communist terrorists, militant groups, and Sub-Saharan nation states it was anything but a fair fight. The resulting violence was characterized by its fast pace and indiscriminate brutality — with frequent terrorist attacks on public infrastructure and civilian populations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis period of counter-insurgency combat in the African savanna and wildlands forced tactical and material improvisation. Scrambling to stay competitive, Sub-Saharan African operations would develop doctrines and equipment that would stay relevant for decades to come.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSouth Africa’s elite Recce units (short for “Reconnaissance”) were some of the cream of the crop in counterinsurgency. Both were experts in tracking \u0026amp; long-range patrols far behind enemy lines, \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eoften in small groups vastly outnumbered by the enemy\u003c\/span\u003e. In truth though,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ethey did far more\u003c\/em\u003e. They became the “go-to” fighting force for nearly everything, from airborne raids to underwater demolitions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-rbd-draggable-context-id=\"1\" data-rbd-draggable-id=\"9lklf\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"4sv7l\" data-offset-key=\"9lklf-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"9lklf-0-0\" class=\"public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"9lklf-0-0\"\u003eWith all that trekking in punishing African conditions, there was a desperate need for \u003cem\u003elighter, faster\u003c\/em\u003e footwear than what the standard issue European-style combat boots of the time had to offer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-rbd-draggable-context-id=\"1\" data-rbd-draggable-id=\"bctr1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"4sv7l\" data-offset-key=\"bctr1-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"bctr1-0-0\" class=\"public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"bctr1-0-0\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-rbd-draggable-context-id=\"1\" data-rbd-draggable-id=\"6d64o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"4sv7l\" data-offset-key=\"6d64o-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"6d64o-0-0\" class=\"public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"6d64o-0-0\"\u003eLimited by attrition and embargos, Troopies frequently purchased their own kit on the private market...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-aos=\"\" class=\"feature-row__item feature-row__text feature-row__text--right text-left aos-init aos-animate\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-live-text-setting=\"section.template--15211520753706__5ff4587b-7c5f-4b35-8589-0b84861d3261.text\" class=\"rte appear-delay-1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/files\/rhodietakkie_600x600.jpg?v=1701032654\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFrom a collection of illustrations about Rhodesian Culture. You can see the iconic rubber circle on the side of the shoes in the illustration, as well as the familiar double-buckle army boots.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eInexpensive (being quite literally the cheapest shoes from Bata at the time) and effective, perfect for when you want to ruck the entirety of the African savannah in hot pursuit of some “\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eterrs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e” or a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003emooi meisle. T\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ehey didn’t leave the same boot print as standard issue combat boots did, allowing some measure of plausible deniability and concealment for any “Recce’s” operating somewhere the commies didn't want them to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNothing like a little vacation on the coast of Angola\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn researching the primary suppliers of Bush and Border Wars equipment, \u003cem\u003ewe kept stumbling across Bata.\u003c\/em\u003e They are without the predominate footwear manufacturer in Africa, and knowing the illustrious history of the Takkies we did everything we could to get in touch with them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn fact, there is only one Bata factory in the world who can still make the famous \"takkies\" — \u003cem\u003eand that is very same factory that made them when Zimbabwe was Rhodesia.\u003c\/em\u003e The original style of that period is entirely off the market, and we worked directly with the manufacturer using archival models and other original references. Make no mistake, besides a different tag (with our name on it), these are 100% authentic to the OGs the Selous scouts wore. \u003c\/span\u003eFlexible, lightweight and covert, the Bata Takkies are an excellent choice whether your combat involves any bushwhacking or just trying to survive downtown in an American city. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpecs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMade in Zimbabwe (Formerly Rhodesia)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eGenuine New Production Bata Product\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCanvas Upper, choose black or green\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eRubber zig-zag outsole for extra grip OR\u003cstrong\u003e NEW\u003c\/strong\u003e low-durometer 'anti track' sole for maximum LARP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIconic styling cues of 1960s era hockey sneakers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMetal eyelets \u0026amp; rubber toe cap for lasting durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe've translated the native \u003cstrong\u003eUK shoe size to the US size.\u003c\/strong\u003e These sneakers fit true to size from what we've seen, so we'd recommend going with your usual sneaker size, or a size up if you're between sizes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf the shoe feels a bit tight, try unravelling the laces fully, and re-lacing the shoes. 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Nowadays, an average Google search brings up a minefield of low-quality, chinese-made clones that get the details all wrong — a minefield for anyone who hasn't properly done their homework.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt would take several years, but this working relationship would eventually evolve into the North Equipment brand and our exclusive \u0026amp; locally made gear using much of the same equipment and staff used by Adder in the 1980s...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Webbing \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNiemoller saw the shortcomings of the 70s-era gear of South Africa. It was more suited for fighting in WW2 than it was against the fast-moving insurgents. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArmed with a sewing machine in his bungalow room and all the fabrics, bits \u0026amp; bobs he could get, he designed a comfortable \u0026amp; applicable rig that could go long distances, quieter, with less repairs needed...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAgility \u0026amp; Capacity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJohann's design enhances comfort and felt weight for a high degree of athleticism under duress. The webbing was designed to carry as many of your essentials as possible without being bulky, since Recces would not have access to any kind of resupply infrastructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTough as Nails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's nothing worse than relying on a field repair to limp you home. The Niemoller webbing was designed \u0026amp; recce-proven to last through the harshest conditions without letting them down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur rig has been made with 500D Cordura, but not NIR Compliant — true to the original, Recces \u003cem\u003ewanted to be\u003c\/em\u003e seen under NODs or IR light for nighttime pickup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCareful consideration from Niemoller went into the choice of the buckles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey were intentionally picked for their ability to be easily opened \u0026amp; closed effortlessly with one hand and stay secure during high-intensity combat; evasion. And unlike metallic hardware, it'll never rust or corrode away.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease note for our newest batch (Q3 2025), the ammo pouch clips have been updated to be slightly larger than before. This allows the user to be able to \"feel out\" which pouch he is accessing without visual confirmation, as the other pouch clips remain the same size as the previous batch.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePouch layout, according to the man himself\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront Right Zippered Pouch: Map, notebook, sunscreen, pen, face camo etc\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront Right Small Pouch: Compass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront Right Small Horizontal Pouch: Lighter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront Left Waist Belt pouch: Pocket Knife\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront Left Shoulder strap: Bowie Knife\/Radio Handset\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRight\/Left Side Front Water Bottle Pouch: Smoke Grenade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRight\/Left Side Top Water Bottle Pouch: Bomb Bandages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWater bottle\/Radio Pouch both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMagazine Pouches: Ak Mags, R5 Galil Mags both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRear Pouch: Medical Pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMag Compatibility\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've tested our prototype and the most optimal magazines that fit in the Niemoller webbing we've made are those from\u0026amp;nbsp;7.62 AK platforms, 5.56 Galil, and STANAG (AR-15 and many others).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade In South Africa with South African materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with direct oversight from Johann Niemoller from original designs \u0026amp; drawings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e500D NON-NIR Compliant Cordura nylon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUpgraded shoulder strap webbing for lasting durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable \"Two Finger\" plastic buckles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 4 sizes based on your waist circumference\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"NMLR","offers":[{"title":"28-32\" (S)","offer_id":42609772003370,"sku":"ZA-NMLR-WEB-S","price":349.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"32-35\" (M)","offer_id":42341759090730,"sku":"ZA-NMLR-WEB-M","price":349.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"35-38\" (L)","offer_id":42341959925802,"sku":"ZA-NMLR-WEB-L","price":349.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"38-44\" (XL)","offer_id":42341959958570,"sku":"ZA-NMLR-WEB-XL","price":349.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/files\/Niemoller_Webbing_Upddated_1_v2.jpg?v=1750175421"},{"product_id":"gorka-k2-red-dawn-mountain-suit","title":"Gorka K2 Red Dawn Mountain Suit","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIt’s 1984. Soviet paratroopers are raining down on your sleepy Colorado town, and your high school football team (WOLVERINES) is all that stands between freedom and a commie takeover. You’ve got an AK, a dream, and a Gorka suit straight out of \u003ci\u003eRed Dawn\u003c\/i\u003e to keep you alive in the Rockies. Welcome the new Gorka K2 in \u003ci\u003eRed Dawn\u003c\/i\u003e camo—exclusive to KommandoStore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGorka K2: Red Dawn Edition\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis ain’t your babushka’s Gorka. She doesn't like nice new things. We’ve taken the iconic mountain suit—born in the Soviet-Afghan War—and decked it out in the exact camo pattern from \u003ci\u003eRed Dawn\u003c\/i\u003e (1984), the cult classic where Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen, and a ragtag band of teens fight off a Soviet invasion. 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