The final boss of all patch panels.
Its soft hook surface will take as many morale patches you can feed it. The hat demands this sacrifice to the dark gods, and so grants immense power to it's wearer.
A spiritual successor to our Big Fish Hat, there's another, stickier hat in town now. Plaster the entire outside surface (and under the brim) with patches to your heart's content. If you don't, you're probably going to anger some Lovecraftian creature of the deep. Fair warning.
- One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
- Fits about 30 standard-sized velcro patches on all it's surfaces
- A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
- Patch-compatible low-pile loop on literally every surface your head doesn't touch
- Hook and loop adjustment on the back (did you think we were going to do a snapback on a hook and loop hat? c'mon.)
Big hat for a big head
Exactly as described
Big enough to fit all my thoughts!
That's right. No matter how stupid, this hat's got the size and capacity to fit every single impulse that pops into my head.
Almost Big Enough
This hat is exactly what it alleges to be: a big surface of hook-and-loop-compatible material that's perfect for covering with patches. Even the underside of the bill is covered.
Of course, I'd say the hat is a little on the small side. I mean, sure it's about twice as tall as a normal hat, but Go Big or Go Home, right? Maybe KS's next version will be a stove pipe hat. They can call it The Lincoln Special (bullet hole not included).
I got this hat specifically as a showcase for my piles of hook-and-loop-backed patches.
Definitely not because I'm compensating or anything.
It's important to keep things in perspective. While this may only be 2-3 times the height of a regular cap, it's also about 15 times taller than a typical beret, so that makes you 15 times cooler than some guy in a striped shirt with a red ascot and a funny-looking mustache. But then again, you were probably that much cooler in the first place.
The cap feels a little puffy, almost plush. I wouldn't recommend it as a substitute for a crash helmet, but who knows?
Deserves all five for the meme
Hats amazing. Fast shipping too, my only complaint would be the material on the outside isn’t the most amazing for patches to stick to. But it still gets the job done.