The Big Patch Hat
The Big Patch Hat
The Big Patch Hat
The Big Patch Hat
The Big Patch Hat
The Big Patch Hat
The Big Patch Hat
The Big Patch Hat
The Big Patch Hat
The Big Patch Hat

Now accepting orders for September/October 2022 delivery. 
Quantities limited; satisfaction guaranteed.

The final boss of all patch panels.

Its soft hook surface will take as many morale patches you can feed it. The hat demands this sacrifice to the dark gods, and so grants immense power to it's wearer. 

A spiritual successor to our Big Fish Hat, there's another, stickier hat in town now. Plaster the entire outside surface (and under the brim) with patches to your heart's content. If you don't, you're probably going to anger some Lovecraftian creature of the deep. Fair warning.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • Fits about 30 standard-sized velcro patches on all it's surfaces
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Patch-compatible low-pile loop on literally every surface your head doesn't touch
  • Hook and loop adjustment on the back (did you think we were going to do a snapback on a hook and loop hat? c'mon.)

    The Big Patch Hat

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    $34.99
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    $34.99
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    Order Now for Sept/Oct Delivery

    Now accepting orders for September/October 2022 delivery. 
    Quantities limited; satisfaction guaranteed.

    The final boss of all patch panels.

    Its soft hook surface will take as many morale patches you can feed it. The hat demands this sacrifice to the dark gods, and so grants immense power to it's wearer. 

    A spiritual successor to our Big Fish Hat, there's another, stickier hat in town now. Plaster the entire outside surface (and under the brim) with patches to your heart's content. If you don't, you're probably going to anger some Lovecraftian creature of the deep. Fair warning.

     

    Specs

    • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
    • Fits about 30 standard-sized velcro patches on all it's surfaces
    • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
    • Patch-compatible low-pile loop on literally every surface your head doesn't touch
    • Hook and loop adjustment on the back (did you think we were going to do a snapback on a hook and loop hat? c'mon.)