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Ivan's Breakfast Bundle
Ivan's Breakfast Bundle
Ivan's Breakfast Bundle

The Most Important Meal (Bundle) Of the day... Start your day like Ivan, a balanced high-calorie meal, military issued "equipment" and a hot cup of 'joe.

Treat yourself right with our finest Zibby Brew 'Joe, a Mountain House Western Omlette MCW (Unlike US MREs, the eggs are eggcelent), and our Bundeswehr Bathrobe to complete a balanced breakfast.

Bathrobe Sizing

This robe uses the Germanic sizing system, which you can see a sizing chart for here. As you can imagine, the sizing doesn't matter that much since it's a bathrobe, but if you're picky about fit & finish, we've got you covered.

Bathrobe Specs

  • 100% Terry Cloth Cotton
  • Integrated Belt
  • Two Front Pockets
  • Navy Blue

Ivan's Breakfast Bundle

Rated 4.7 out of 5
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The Most Important Meal (Bundle) Of the day... Start your day like Ivan, a balanced high-calorie meal, military issued "equipment" and a hot cup of 'joe.

Treat yourself right with our finest Zibby Brew 'Joe, a Mountain House Western Omlette MCW (Unlike US MREs, the eggs are eggcelent), and our Bundeswehr Bathrobe to complete a balanced breakfast.

Bathrobe Sizing

This robe uses the Germanic sizing system, which you can see a sizing chart for here. As you can imagine, the sizing doesn't matter that much since it's a bathrobe, but if you're picky about fit & finish, we've got you covered.

Bathrobe Specs

  • 100% Terry Cloth Cotton
  • Integrated Belt
  • Two Front Pockets
  • Navy Blue
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Reviewed by Ryan S S.
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Fits but not as comfy as I hoped.

Have yet to try the coffee or mre but Ivan keeps emailing me to post a review

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Reviewed by Robert S.
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Groovy easy mourning longewear

The only thing that would have made this more perfect for my early mourning regiment is a pack of rolling tobacco.

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Reviewed by Man Awake at 3 A M.
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Perfect Wear for Patroling Your Home

Picture this a moment: You wake up, early morning, too tired or too hung over for a proper meal, or to even put on a proper set of clothes.

What do you do? Wander around naked? Eat a box of saltines, and call it breakfast? No!

What you need, my connoisseur of bad decisions, is Ivan's Breakfast Bundle.

Still groggy and half asleep? No problem! These zibby brew beans will beat the crap out of you, within a few moments. Strong enough, you hardly need let them seep before you've got coffee that'll kick your pants off, if you were wearing any.

Hungry? Nothing to worry about! You, my friend, have a fresh breakfast as good as any man could dream, right at your fingertips. All you need to do is add some hot water. Two birds with one stone! If you've made coffee, chances are you've got hot water already made. Just pour it on in and enjoy.

Still too tired for proper clothes, but need to clear your home? Nothing to worry about! Not only will the bathrobe keep you cozy, clothed, and decent, the pockets are the perfect size to store a fullsized pistol, with flashlight attachment. No longer are pants required to arm yourself, as you wander your home in a half-asleep state, looking for whatever it was that woke you up.

So, what exactly does this bundle get you?

To start with; The coffee.

The beans used in Zibbybrew isn't the most flavorful as some I've had, but it's quite a lot stronger. I wouldn't necessarily recommend them as a recreational coffee, but if you're looking for…

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