Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts

Courtesy of the French military, witness the return of the classic PT shorts doctrine: "about as short as you can go without showing cheek."

But the fashion has rarely been so stylish, so flexible, or so blue!

Ideal for warm weather sports, long runs, and those times when you want something more than underwear but aren’t ready to commit to pants.

Specs

  • Authentic French military surplus
  • 100% polyamide nylon
  • Flashy blue exterior with white-striped seams
  • Classic PT short high-rise fit
  • 1.25” elastic waistband
  • Interior drawstring
  • Rear pocket (right side)

Condition

These shirts are unissued. Most are still in plastic packaging.

    Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts

    Rated 4.9 out of 5
    17 Reviews
    Regular price
    $4.99
    Sale price
    $4.99

    Courtesy of the French military, witness the return of the classic PT shorts doctrine: "about as short as you can go without showing cheek."

    But the fashion has rarely been so stylish, so flexible, or so blue!

    Ideal for warm weather sports, long runs, and those times when you want something more than underwear but aren’t ready to commit to pants.

    Specs

    • Authentic French military surplus
    • 100% polyamide nylon
    • Flashy blue exterior with white-striped seams
    • Classic PT short high-rise fit
    • 1.25” elastic waistband
    • Interior drawstring
    • Rear pocket (right side)

    Condition

    These shirts are unissued. Most are still in plastic packaging.

      average rating 4.9 out of 5
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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Cheeky

      Enough to showoff those voluptuous glutes.

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      Somehow fits

      Can only be described as military bootyshorts, and It's perfect

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      l' short du français ç'est très excellent!

      Will you ever be a mid-80s French Operateur having some beach side fun with your bros shooting Manurhin revolvers and MP5s in short shorts? No. Can you wear these PT shorts around your house and pretend? Yes, yes you can.

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      c'est magnifique!

      The most comfortable shorts I have owned. Period. End of story. I have LARGE thighs (lmao 4pl8 squats large) and they caress them softly like a French mistress on your last night before heading off to war. Buy them. Wear them. Set your balls free.

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      Wow!! A steal

      I ordered one pair to start and once they came the quality and fit forced me to order 3-4 more

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