Madam Status: Melted
When I first put these on in the comfort and quiet of a small side room, I discovered that the boxers that I was wearing did not like the length of these 80's inspired love machines.
So I ditched those bitch ass boxers and rode these crazy things through the house free ballin' like I stole a basketball.
Anyway, girlfriend saw me in these, laughed, called me an idiot and told me to explain myself. So I said, "they're Madam Melters", and the rest is History.
These shorts are no pocket, all rocket. Surprisingly comfy, 12/10
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
Rated 5 out of 5