EAST GERMAN TUBE SCARF
EAST GERMAN TUBE SCARF
EAST GERMAN TUBE SCARF
EAST GERMAN TUBE SCARF
EAST GERMAN TUBE SCARF
EAST GERMAN TUBE SCARF
EAST GERMAN TUBE SCARF
EAST GERMAN TUBE SCARF
EAST GERMAN TUBE SCARF
EAST GERMAN TUBE SCARF

The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

Specs

  • Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR (RIP)
  • 100% tubular construction
  • Cheap, warm, and durable

     

    EAST GERMAN TUBE SCARF

    Rated 4.8 out of 5
    14 Reviews
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    $7.99
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    $7.99

    The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

    The tube, however…

    The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

    It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

    Specs

    • Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR (RIP)
    • 100% tubular construction
    • Cheap, warm, and durable

       

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Nice

      Smells weird

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      warm and durable

      hand washed upon receipt, hang dried, didn't shrink, fade or shred, and does the trick on cold days.

      I got the blue one, and it is a bit coarse, but I have never had a problem with wool, so it doesn't bother me. YMMV.

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      Warmth and LARPing

      Perfect for cold days when you’d normally need a scarf and anytime I want to pretend I’m militant

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      Good scarf

      Honestly pretty decent at blocking the wind plus it’s thin enough to smoke through

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      Great product and service!

      The east german tube scarf fits my needs perfectly for those cold mornings at work outdoors. It is very comfortable and stylish; it is also easy to store due to its size. Overall, no complaints. Thanks, Ivan!

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