AUSTRIAN "BABEMELTER" PT SHORTS
AUSTRIAN "BABEMELTER" PT SHORTS
AUSTRIAN "BABEMELTER" PT SHORTS

Cut longer than regular PT shorts, these Austrian running shorts resemble standard length commercial running shorts. The Austrians chose to go against conventional military doctrine, opting out of the classic "about as short as you can go without showing cheek."

They're nice exercise shorts, or if you don't fancy exercise, good sitting around the house shorts. Sweat, grease stains, and splotches of cosmoline don't show against the dark green, and there's still enough visible upper thigh to satisfy the ladies.

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    AUSTRIAN "BABEMELTER" PT SHORTS

    Rated 4.8 out of 5
    25 Reviews
    Regular price
    $5.99
    Sale price
    $5.99

    Cut longer than regular PT shorts, these Austrian running shorts resemble standard length commercial running shorts. The Austrians chose to go against conventional military doctrine, opting out of the classic "about as short as you can go without showing cheek."

    They're nice exercise shorts, or if you don't fancy exercise, good sitting around the house shorts. Sweat, grease stains, and splotches of cosmoline don't show against the dark green, and there's still enough visible upper thigh to satisfy the ladies.

    Customer submitted photos encouraged: help@kommandostore.com

      average rating 4.8 out of 5
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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Comfy

      Sky's out, thighs out baby

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      I’m drowning in moistness

      I donned these shorts and Odin himself opened the skies and said in a booming voice “the babes are now yours my son”. And at that moment a wave of moistness nearly drowned me as babes flocked from near and far. Every other man within a 5 state radius looked upon me in envy. Meteorologists thought there was another hurricane with all the moistness in the air. My thighs instantly grew 3 inches in width and my squat increased by 300 pounds. 11/10 would buy again.

      Wait I already did buy again.

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Best shorts ever

      Shorts are supposed to be short, and these are no different. Be a man and buy these

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Better than you can imagine

      I was doubtful just how great/fun these shorts would be, the big question is just whether you have the legs to wear these in public!

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      70's exercises shorts goodness

      These shorts are hilariously comfortable. They have an inner lining that acts as underwear so I suggest you wash them unless you want to be pseudo Eskimo buddies with some random Austrian. I also suggest you don't squat in them as I heard a few threads pop on an ATG squat after clenching my posterior chain with the strength only a power bottom can muster. Also if you look closely at my photo you can see two dongs.

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