Croatian "Generic Movie Warlord" Woodland M65 Parka
Croatian "Generic Movie Warlord" Woodland M65 Parka
Croatian "Generic Movie Warlord" Woodland M65 Parka
Croatian "Generic Movie Warlord" Woodland M65 Parka
Croatian "Generic Movie Warlord" Woodland M65 Parka
Croatian "Generic Movie Warlord" Woodland M65 Parka
Croatian "Generic Movie Warlord" Woodland M65 Parka
Croatian "Generic Movie Warlord" Woodland M65 Parka
Croatian "Generic Movie Warlord" Woodland M65 Parka

Croatian "Generic Movie Warlord" Woodland M65 Parka

Regular price$34.99 USD
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Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 14 reviews

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We've all seen it — that guy in track pants and a camouflage jacket. He's sitting in the café inconspicuously. A satellite phone rings. He raises it to his ear and says "da" in some vague Eastern European accent. The soundtrack, composed by Hans Zimmer, intensifies as our generic warlord unzips the duffel bag sitting at his feet and removes a folding stock AKM.

The Croatian woodland parka is based on the classic M65 parka that we all know and love. The croats use a lighter construction than the Austrian or US versions you might be used to. The result is a spacious and freely moving jacket suitable for even the most eager henchmen.

To be completely fair, they didn't completely steal the camo. Croat M81 is a tiny bit different than ours in that it's splotchy patterns are slightly different shaped and the overall pattern includes a little more tan.

Specs
  • "Definitely Not M81 Woodland" Croatian Woodland camo
  • Zippered and snapped main fly
  • Draw cord adjustable waist
  • 4 large main pockets
  • Buttoned epaulets
  • Hook and loop adjustable wrist cuffs
  • Collar-deployed hidden hood with zipper closure
  • Warning: wearing this jacket with a fist-length beard may alert CIA deep cover agents in your area.
Sizing

Measure your chest at its widest circumference and choose the closest reasonable measurement available. The parka, like most military jackets, is cut generously so don't be afraid to fudge things plus or minus an inch.
  • 46 (US 36.2" Chest)
  • 48 (US 37.7" Chest)
  • 50 (US 39.3" Chest)
  • 52 (US 41" Chest)
  • 54 (US 42.5" Chest)
  • 56 (US 44" Chest)
  • 58 (US 45.6" Chest)
  • 60 (US 47.2" Chest)
average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 14 reviews
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14 Reviews
Reviewed by Mark A.
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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Its pretty alright

Its fits very well and really good to wear

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Reviewed by Matthew P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Can't believe it's not M81!

Parka arrived in better shape than expected. Colors were richer than M81 that I'd seen in the past. Buttons all accounted for and hood is oversized in the event you need to wear it over a hat. Perfect for hiking in the woods or overthrowing third-world governments.

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Reviewed by Chandler W.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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So good I got sent to the Hague

Send me a letter telling me if Alia enjoyed his golden wheat.

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Reviewed by BT7274
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Makes me feel like an austere religious scholar

Nice flowy fit for layering, and the extra guard folded into the cuff of each wrist that protects water and snow from getting into your sleeves when folded out is a nice touch. should be a nice outer layer, unless it's too rainy, but that's why waterproofing spray exists. Should be fine as-is if you're just hiking in damp conditions or hiding out in a cave. The "evil dude" factor is high with this jacket.

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Reviewed by Kevin S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Looks like a parka, wears like a windbreaker

This thing is thin. Really thin. I'm fairly certain my thin Adidas hoodie is warmer than this thing. It's still plenty warm to be out in the cold, but fuck man it's super light despite it's size. I'm 179cm and fairly average build, and the size 50 I ordered is nice and baggy and cozy. It's thin enough that I could easily go out in the heat and still stay comfortable. Ordered 'Good' quality and it very much lives up to that quality. Nicely worn-in and still intact, but clearly had patches put on and taken off on the chest and shoulder. Ivan isn't joking around when he says this'll make you look like a stereotypical warlord, even donning it over my casual weekend apparel makes me look like a grizzled Ex-Balkan soldier who's enjoying his day off.

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