Ivan's Ghost Grads: Mylar Packed Ghost Pepper Almonds

Alright fellas as a south of the border originating amigo, I saw it as my duty to review these. First off, packaging is entertaining to look at as I contemplate my existence while patrolling the Mojave. The almonds themselves are of good quality, not like your average stale almonds, these are always nice and crunchy and fresh, not dry. Now what you all want me to review, the s p i c e. These are enjoyably spicy to someone who has a higher tolerance for scoville levels, it's one of those burns where it sticks to your tongue but is tasty, for my fellow hispanics, similar to chile de arbol.

Overall I give these a 10/10, perfect snack for a spicy kick to even help keep you awake and limit yourself from heating the entire pouch in one sitting.

Smoky kick of chipotle flavor coats my tongue with wonder as a ghost pepper assassin attacks out of nowhere. These almonds arent just super spicy, they taste amazing. They're also perfect for warming you up on a cold day. Just a couple of these warmed me right up on a windy 40 degree day 10/10 would eat again

Peppery, slightly grassy taste, spice comes slow but is quite potent, and a little bit tangy, kind of paprika-ish. Undersalted in my opinion, given the other flavors involved, but taste preferences are individual. Almonds themselves are decent quality.

These are not a snack to be trifled with. A single almond numbed my tongue, a handful nearly brought me to tears. To crush these into powder and throw like pocket sand into someone's eye would be a war crime, even between two noncombatants.