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Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts

Courtesy of the French military, witness the return of the classic PT shorts doctrine: "about as short as you can go without showing cheek."

But the fashion has rarely been so stylish, so flexible, or so blue!

Ideal for warm weather sports, long runs, and those times when you want something more than underwear but aren’t ready to commit to pants.

Specs

  • Authentic French military surplus
  • 100% polyamide nylon
  • Flashy blue exterior with white-striped seams
  • Classic PT short high-rise fit
  • 1.25” elastic waistband
  • Interior drawstring
  • Rear pocket (right side)

Condition

These shirts are unissued. Most are still in plastic packaging.

    Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts

    Rated 4.9 out of 5
    18 Reviews
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    Courtesy of the French military, witness the return of the classic PT shorts doctrine: "about as short as you can go without showing cheek."

    But the fashion has rarely been so stylish, so flexible, or so blue!

    Ideal for warm weather sports, long runs, and those times when you want something more than underwear but aren’t ready to commit to pants.

    Specs

    • Authentic French military surplus
    • 100% polyamide nylon
    • Flashy blue exterior with white-striped seams
    • Classic PT short high-rise fit
    • 1.25” elastic waistband
    • Interior drawstring
    • Rear pocket (right side)

    Condition

    These shirts are unissued. Most are still in plastic packaging.

      average rating 4.9 out of 5
      Based on 18 reviews
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      100% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
      Sizing
      Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
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      Rated 5 out of 5
      18 Reviews
      Reviewed by Cheeky, from United States
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      I recommend this product
      Height
      6'
      Weight
      >250
      Size Purchased
      20
      How It Fits
      Perfect
      Condition
      As Described
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      Madam Status: Melted

      When I first put these on in the comfort and quiet of a small side room, I discovered that the boxers that I was wearing did not like the length of these 80's inspired love machines.

      So I ditched those bitch ass boxers and rode these crazy things through the house free ballin' like I stole a basketball.

      Anyway, girlfriend saw me in these, laughed, called me an idiot and told me to explain myself. So I said, "they're Madam Melters", and the rest is History.

      These shorts are no pocket, all rocket. Surprisingly comfy, 12/10

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Reviewed by Rick A., from United States
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      I recommend this product
      Size Purchased
      01
      How It Fits
      Perfect
      Condition
      Better Than Described
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      Cheeky

      Enough to showoff those voluptuous glutes.

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Reviewed by 飼料大砲, from United States
      Verified Buyer
      I recommend this product
      Size Purchased
      01
      How It Fits
      Perfect
      Condition
      As Described
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      Somehow fits

      Can only be described as military bootyshorts, and It's perfect

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Reviewed by Elegant O., from Canada
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      I recommend this product
      Size Purchased
      01
      How It Fits
      Perfect
      Condition
      As Described
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      l' short du français ç'est très excellent!

      Will you ever be a mid-80s French Operateur having some beach side fun with your bros shooting Manurhin revolvers and MP5s in short shorts? No. Can you wear these PT shorts around your house and pretend? Yes, yes you can.

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      Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Reviewed by James R A., from United States
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      I recommend this product
      Height
      6'
      Weight
      190-210
      Size Purchased
      10
      How It Fits
      Perfect
      Condition
      As Described
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      c'est magnifique!

      The most comfortable shorts I have owned. Period. End of story. I have LARGE thighs (lmao 4pl8 squats large) and they caress them softly like a French mistress on your last night before heading off to war. Buy them. Wear them. Set your balls free.

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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