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Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts
Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts

Courtesy of the French military, witness the return of the classic PT shorts doctrine: "about as short as you can go without showing cheek."

But the fashion has rarely been so stylish, so flexible, or so blue!

Ideal for warm weather sports, long runs, and those times when you want something more than underwear but aren’t ready to commit to pants.

Specs

  • Authentic French military surplus
  • 100% polyamide nylon
  • Flashy blue exterior with white-striped seams
  • Classic PT short high-rise fit
  • 1.25” elastic waistband
  • Interior drawstring
  • Rear pocket (right side)

Condition

These shorts are unissued. Most are still in the factory original plastic packaging.

    Unissued French "Madame Melter" PT Shorts

    Rated 5.0 out of 5
    Based on 35 reviews
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    Courtesy of the French military, witness the return of the classic PT shorts doctrine: "about as short as you can go without showing cheek."

    But the fashion has rarely been so stylish, so flexible, or so blue!

    Ideal for warm weather sports, long runs, and those times when you want something more than underwear but aren’t ready to commit to pants.

    Specs

    • Authentic French military surplus
    • 100% polyamide nylon
    • Flashy blue exterior with white-striped seams
    • Classic PT short high-rise fit
    • 1.25” elastic waistband
    • Interior drawstring
    • Rear pocket (right side)

    Condition

    These shorts are unissued. Most are still in the factory original plastic packaging.

      average rating 5.0 out of 5
      Based on 35 reviews
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      100% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
      Sizing
      Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      35 Reviews
      Reviewed by Lars R., from United States
      Verified Buyer
      I recommend this product
      Size Purchased
      10
      How It Fits
      Perfect
      Condition
      Better Than Described
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      Breezy and hot

      Instantly made me into a stud, people keep hounding after me while I wear these. A blessing and a curse.

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      Rated -1 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Reviewed by Sean A., from United States
      Verified Buyer
      I recommend this product
      Height
      5' 8"
      Size Purchased
      18
      How It Fits
      Perfect
      Condition
      Better Than Described
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      Sexy Ass Shorts

      These things are dangerous I tell you. I put them on and went for a jog in them, Women wanted me, Men wanted to be me, Dogs wanted to be pet by me. I was followed for several blocks by women begging to have me. I am now under house arrest for being too sexy. All in all, they are great shorts, but be careful spilling liquids on them, they tend to stay wet for a while.

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      Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Reviewed by John B., from United States
      I recommend this product
      Height
      5' 5"
      Weight
      150-160
      Size Purchased
      10
      How It Fits
      Perfect
      Condition
      As Described
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      Thigh Powa

      Feels great, looks great, fits great. 69/10

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      Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Reviewed by Preston A., from United States
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      I recommend this product
      Height
      6'
      Weight
      175-190
      Size Purchased
      07
      How It Fits
      Perfect
      Condition
      As Described
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      Top tier for winter runs

      Comfortable, breathable, attention grabbing, I'd either have to go commando or buy some new drawers but honestly it makes wearing them even better

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      Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Reviewed by Owen C., from United States
      Verified Buyer
      I recommend this product
      Height
      5' 10"
      Weight
      160-175
      Size Purchased
      11
      How It Fits
      Perfect
      Condition
      Better Than Described
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      They work too well

      My madame is now a puddle of flesh and liquid ever since she saw me in these. 0 stars for the state of my wife but 5 stars for their impeccable ability to melt madam(s).

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      Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
      Performance
      Rated 5 out of 5
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