The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.
The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?
But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.
Specs
New for 2022
Welp, this has to be the best hat ever, got loads of compliments, and generally, QUITE THE HAT FOR SURE.
Uzi loves it too! I can probably add the hat to my S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Bandit cosplay. Other then that, I LOVE IT!
DJ Peach Cobbler approves!
Wearing and showing off the hat has had the desired effects. Wish the natural size was a bit wider to suit some of my wider-headed friends, but it sits okay either way.
It's a big hat. A good addition to the collection.
This is all I could have ever wanted and more. My family loves it, my church members love it, the old god beneath the stairs I keep trapped with bowls of salt, anchovies, and crucifixes said it looks “pretty rad”. It fits great in circumference, but you should know that it will be tall, and it will be magnificent.
This hat pushed me over 1200 ng/ml of testosterone. Buy it you beta soy fops and be a real man.
