Trust No One Patch & Free Vinyl Sticker

I haven’t bought this patch yet, because I am not sure I can trust Kommandostore will actually sell it to me, or that the mailman will not steal it. I’m also not sure that the postal inspector who is related to Hillary or Obama, will not randomly open it up and figure out that I reject the AI run data collection and control systems of the globalists....and then put me on yet another list of lists...

But I am going to order one.

Seriously don't. Don't trust anything you dont see with your own eyes. That includes trusting if you have eyes to begin with. "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real"

Jokes aside it's a quality patch I havent had any problems with any of their patches yet.

I wore this patch on my rucksack and I got the weirdest conversations for a whole week. People who were usually quiet started randomly talking about conspiracy theories to me. There were also a few strangers that would strike up a conversation just because they saw a "Cool Illuminati patch." I definitely recommend this patch if you want people to talk hours on end without giving you a chance to get in a quip.

My products adequately remind me that I should trust no one. Also, the espresso beans were a pleasant surprise.