Trust No One Patch & Free Vinyl Sticker

Seriously don't. Don't trust anything you dont see with your own eyes. That includes trusting if you have eyes to begin with. "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real"

Jokes aside it's a quality patch I havent had any problems with any of their patches yet.

I wore this patch on my rucksack and I got the weirdest conversations for a whole week. People who were usually quiet started randomly talking about conspiracy theories to me. There were also a few strangers that would strike up a conversation just because they saw a "Cool Illuminati patch." I definitely recommend this patch if you want people to talk hours on end without giving you a chance to get in a quip.

My products adequately remind me that I should trust no one. Also, the espresso beans were a pleasant surprise.

They're well made and they teach a valuable life lesson.

I really love this patch, it looks super nice. It’s pretty large, so it definitely stands out, in a really good way. I can put it on any of my surplus gear without it looking out of place