Ivan's Many Beanis Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans

Dactical Oberations :DDDDDD

Since it's the summer your Zibby Beans may be melted into a Zibby Bar by the time they get to you, throw it in the freezer to make Zibby Brittle.

Ivan's Zibby Beans are startlingly addictive and alarmingly stimulating—but is a single flavor stimulating enough for the average operator? With this question in mind, we whipped up a fiendishly yummy mixture of all three signature Zibby Bean flavors in a 1:1:1 ratio. As always, each bag contains the same caffeine content as 9 cups of coffee.

If you space out and eat the entire bag, we cannot save you.

After administering the ManyBeanis mixture to warehouse employees, we used cutting-edge night vision equipment to observe them working in total darkness and vibrating through pallets of unsorted surplus.

Conveniently packaged in a resealable bag, Zibby Beans are the perfect snack for when you’re looking for an extra burst of energy on a hike, at the range, or even just on your morning commute. Any time you’re on the go, Zibby Beans can go with you.

Specs

• 3 oz (nine servings—equal to nine cups of coffee) of full-flavored espresso beans
• Aggressively caffeinated, blissfully delicious
• Heavy-duty Mylar packaging with label art by Jennifer D'Aww
• A 1:1:1 mixture of Dark Chocolate, Chocolate Mocha, and Milk Chocolate

Allergy Info:

Manufactured in a plant that processes peanuts, tree nuts, soy, wheat (gluten), eggs, and dairy products. Contains soy lecithin as an emulsifier/stabilizer.