M1 GARAND MORALE SCARF

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This double-sided scarf has an M1 Garand on one side and "BANG! BANG! PING!" on the reverse. The fabric is wonderfully soft, but don't mistake its kindness for weakness; this scarf will blow a hole through your face, go in the house, and sleep like a baby.


The M1 Garand dispensed freedom in Europe, the Pacific, and the Korean Peninsula, and now it's going to see action around your neck. When you feel the wind kick up, you can firmly wrap this scarf around you for protection, and remind yourself that it is better to be dead than red, then hit the town. Are you a KV who wants to talk to a woman? Show her the side with the words on it and ask if she can read. Ladies can't resist a charming opener like that.

Specs

  • 100% acrylic.
  • Warm and cozy.
  • Emits liberty and justice for all.
  • 61x7.5".

HOLD YOUR M1 GARAND CLOSE AND REMEMBER EVERY GERMAN IS A POTENTIAL SOURCE OF TROUBLE.

THE GERMAN PEOPLE ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS. YOU WILL NOT ASSOCIATE WITH GERMAN MEN, WOMEN, OR CHILDREN.