It's a good day. Cryptos are mooning, Stonks & ETFs steadily rising... Your portfolio hasn't been looking this good in a long time. It's like Sminem is right there with you, blessing you with crypto gains.
You can practically hear the employees at [REDACTED HEDGE FUND MANAGEMENT COMPANY] seething. Coping, even. They're going to have to cover their shorts in the billions now. You've finally made it.
What will it be? HODL? or sell?
All profits will be invested in ChainLink
Specs
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Feels comfy and warm. Feet pics attached.
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I bought them for a friend as a Christmas gift and he said they're super comfortable and have the power of over 9000 gondolas.
10/10 would buy again
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Girlfriend loves them. Nuff said.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Bery warm bery sogg :DDD
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Too Small, 0 is Perfect and 2 is Too Big
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they do indeed function as regular socks
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Too Small, 0 is Perfect and 2 is Too Big
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