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Bull Market (Green Wojak) Socks
Bull Market (Green Wojak) Socks
Bull Market (Green Wojak) Socks
Bull Market (Green Wojak) Socks
Bull Market (Green Wojak) Socks
Bull Market (Green Wojak) Socks

It's a good day. Cryptos are mooning, Stonks & ETFs steadily rising... Your portfolio hasn't been looking this good in a long time. It's like Sminem is right there with you, blessing you with crypto gains. 

You can practically hear the employees at [REDACTED HEDGE FUND MANAGEMENT COMPANY] seething. Coping, even. They're going to have to cover their shorts in the billions now. You've finally made it.

What will it be? HODL? or sell? 

All profits will be invested in ChainLink

Specs

  • One size fits most (roughly US Men's size 9-12) 
  • Crew Cut
  • Green wojak channeling his sminemish crypto gains displayed 
  • May cause urgent desire to show off your feet to your friends

Bull Market (Green Wojak) Socks

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 28 reviews
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$12.32
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$12.32
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$14.99
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It's a good day. Cryptos are mooning, Stonks & ETFs steadily rising... Your portfolio hasn't been looking this good in a long time. It's like Sminem is right there with you, blessing you with crypto gains. 

You can practically hear the employees at [REDACTED HEDGE FUND MANAGEMENT COMPANY] seething. Coping, even. They're going to have to cover their shorts in the billions now. You've finally made it.

What will it be? HODL? or sell? 

All profits will be invested in ChainLink

Specs

  • One size fits most (roughly US Men's size 9-12) 
  • Crew Cut
  • Green wojak channeling his sminemish crypto gains displayed 
  • May cause urgent desire to show off your feet to your friends
average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 28 reviews
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Rated 4 out of 5
Quality
Rated 4 out of 5
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28 Reviews
Reviewed by Lucas T., from Australia
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I recommend this product
US Foot Size
9.5
Foot Width
Regular
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Bery gomfi :DDDDD

Fits my feet (uwu) and looks great (:DDDDD) plus they're warm enough for a cold Aussie morning

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Reviewed by Charlie P., from United Kingdom
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I recommend this product
US Foot Size
10
Foot Width
Regular
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

big friendly socks

very comfort and uplifting :))

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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Charlie P., from United Kingdom
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I recommend this product
US Foot Size
10
Foot Width
Regular
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

style and comfort

all in one (two) great sock

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Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Jonathan T., from Zimbabwe
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
US Foot Size
17
Foot Width
Triple Wide
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Top quality cum rags

Fit like a glove, light, pattern matches photo perfectly

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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Jeremy K., from United States
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I recommend this product
US Foot Size
10
Foot Width
Extra Wide
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Complete failure. Did not make a bull market happen. Very comfy though.

These socks did not bring a bull market. They completely failed. However they are very comfortable.

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Rated 5 out of 5
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