Contains

• Grill Master
  
• Guest Services
  
• Bottom Text
  
• Crisis Actor
  
• Formerly Chuck's
  

Patch Specs

• 2.5" x 6"
  
• Woven polyester with woven lettering
• Hook and loop backing
• Completely Reprehensible

Disclaimer: These patches are satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.