About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
|Warehouse Artifacts||0.81%||Priceless :)|
|New Production Pattern 83 Chest Rig - Nutria Brown||0.31%||$159.99|
|Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam Black||0.21%||$219.99|
|Paulson DK-5 Universal Riot Face Shield||0.17%||$59.99|
|USMC Peckham Polartec Thermal Fleece Pullover, Olive Drab, XL||0.10%||$49.99|
|Blem USGI PCU Level 7 Parka||0.10%||$169.99|
|Blem USGI PCU Level 7 Pants||0.10%||$69.99|
|Complete ALICE Pack (Frame, Shoulder Straps, Kidney Belt, OD Medium Rucksack)||0.08%||$129.99|
|Afghan Large Pattern "Peace" Rug||0.08%||$249.99|
|SureFire M88 Hellfighter Mount System||0.06%||$599.99|
|HEAT Rig, Your Size||0.06%||$199.99|
|1 Year Free CONUS shipping||0.06%||$150.00|
|$100 Gift Card||0.06%||$100.00|
|USGI Flyers Coveralls||0.06%||$99.99|
|Afghan Large Pattern War Rug||0.04%||$299.99|
|An Entire Charcoal Grill||0.04%||$149.99|
|Blem USGI Olive Drab Deployment Bag||0.02%||$125.59|
|ABU Tigerstripe Deployment Bag||0.02%||$124.99|
|$500 Gift Card||0.02%||$500.00|
Gumball for the win
Put your measurements in the comment box to get merchandise that fits. Last time I got a huge haul including a mollee combat vest and enough patches to cover my plate carriers strip. And stickers. Get at least 3 balls and you won't be disappointed.
I love me some balls. Give me more balls.