It's Happening For Real This Time™
- FEATURING IVAN FROM KOMMANDOSTORE.COM!
The gumball machine has returned with an enormous loot table of surplus, warehouse artifacts, night vision devices, and items so cursed you'll just have to scroll and read for yourself because there's no way I can really explain them. Seriously. Vend Responsibly...
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items arein either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
May RNGesus bless you!
"RARE" ITEMS:
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| Inert Training Baseball Grenade | 0.48% | $24.99 |
| Inert Training Pineapple Grenade | 0.47% | $24.99 |
| Warehouse Artifacts | 0.42% | Priceless :) |
| Two-Pack Random Console Games (6th and early 7th gen) | 0.24% | ???? |
| Bulk Hook & Loop Backing Sheets | 0.19% | ???? |
| $100 Gift Card | 0.09% | $100 |
| Genuine Adidas/Trigema Bundeswehr PT Jacket | 0.08% | Blyat ($19.99) |
| Blem 'Nightshade' British Desert DPM Field Shirt | 0.06% | $54.99 |
| "Special" Big Gondola | 0.06% | $169.99 |
| Free CONUS Shipping for 1 Year | 0.05% | $150 |
| Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam | 0.05% | $219.99 |
| Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam Black | 0.05% | $229.99 |
| TM-62 Landmine | 0.04% | $54.99 |
| $500 Gift Card | 0.02% | $500 |
| "Project" Zebra ZT230 Thermal Label Printer :) | 0.01% | $299.99 |
| Original Versengtarn Parka | 0.01% | $129.99 |
| PVS-7A With 5X Zoom Awooga-Vision™ | 0.01% | $2599.99 |
| PVS-14 OMNI VII Green Phos | 0.01% | $2999.99 |
| An Entire Charcoal Grill | 0.01% | $149.99 |
| Furries Amongus Book Set | 0.01% | $15.99 |
| Your Controler, Bro | 0.01% | Priceless :) |
| 50 lb bag of rice | 0.01% | $18.98 |
| PVS-14 Replica (G*meboy Advance Clear Edition) | 0.01% | Priceless :) |
"COMMON" (Not As Weird) ITEMS
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| Swiss M83 Field Pants | 6.61% | $19.99 |
| Two-Pack Belgian Service Shirt | 6.42% | $31.98 |
| Czech Service Shirt | 4.72% | $14.99 |
| Bundeswehr FR Base Layer Bundle | 3.78% | $49.99 |
| Two-Pack West German Load Bearing Belt | 3.40% | $17.98 |
| German Customs Turtleneck Sweater | 3.39% | $44.99 |
| Gondola The Plush | 3.29% | $34.99 |
| Two-Pack Mocha Zibby Beans | 3.07% | $13.98 |
| $15 Gift Card | 2.83% | $15.00 |
| Two-Pack Dark Chocolate Zibby Beans | 2.78% | $13.98 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr G3 Magazine Pouch (Old-Gen) | 2.36% | $11.98 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr G3 Magazine Pouch (New-Gen) | 2.36% | $13.98 |
| Czech M85 Satchel | 2.36% | $10.99 |
| French CCE F1 Field Cap | 2.19% | $10.99 |
| Bundesmarine Deck Pants | 1.98% | $34.99 |
| GORE-TEX German Polizei Duty Parka | 1.93% | $99.99 |
| Czech Service Shirt (Blue) | 1.89% | $14.99 |
| $20 Gift Card | 1.89% | $20.00 |
| 3" Mini Gondola Plush | 1.88% | $14.99 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr PT Tanktop | 1.84% | $17.98 |
| Unissued Flecktarn Parka, Post-2005, Size 06 | 1.70% | $54.99 |
| German Customs Jacket | 1.70% | $59.99 |
| Luftwaffe Nomex Pilot Gloves | 1.60% | $24.99 |
| Unissued Flecktarn Parka, Pre-2005, Size 12 | 1.51% | $54.99 |
| Gondola Onesie (Your Size) | 1.50% | $64.99 |
| NATO Steampunk™ Goggles | 1.42% | $14.99 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr Mosquito Head Net | 1.42% | $17.98 |
| Italian Forze Armate Shorts | 1.42% | $19.99 |
| Two-Pack Unlisted Stickers | 1.42% | $13.98 |
| Blem Bundeswehr PT Pants | 1.26% | $19.99 |
| Factory New Austrian Waterproof M65 Parka | 1.25% | $94.99 |
| German Bundesmarine Beret | 1.19% | $19.99 |
| Two-Pack German G3 Cleaning Kit | 1.18% | $11.99 |
| Two-Pack Digital File Patch |
1.18% | $19.98 |
| Size 96-100/V-VI Unissued Austrian Heavyweight Shirt | 1.07% | $19.99 |
| Austrian Cotton/Poly Alpine Pants | 1.04% | $39.99 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr PT Shirt | 1.04% | $13.98 |
| German Bundeswehr Beret | 0.99% | $19.99 |
| Swiss M84 Canteen System | 0.94% | $15.99 |
| Two-Pack Zodiac CRAP patch | 0.94% | $19.98 |
| Bundeswehr Fleece-lined mittens | 0.94% | $19.99 |
| Italian Forze Armate Shorts [Five-Button-Fly] | 0.77% | $19.99 |
| 6' Big Gondola | 0.75% | $169.99 |
| Belgian OD Wet Weather Suit | 0.73% | $59.99 |
| Dutch DPM Hybrid Fliers Pack w/Shoulder Straps | 0.71% | $64.99 |
| German Customs Maritime Jacket | 0.66% | $59.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr PT jacket | 0.57% | $14.99 |
| Swiss Leather Gaiters | 0.53% | $29.99 |
| Blem M70 Alpenflage Parka | 0.49% | $34.99 |
| 2-Pack Blem Bundeswehr OD Short Sleeve Shirt | 0.48% | $13.98 |
| Two-Pack Stealth Unveiled Full Sticker Bundle | 0.47% | $25.98 |
| Dutch FR Tanker Coverall | 0.42% | $99.99 |
| Bundeswehr "Pajama" Jacket | 0.37% | $14.99 |
|
$50.00 Gift Card |
0.33% | $50.00 |
|
German Feuerwehrmann Helmet |
0.32% | $74.99 |
| PVS-5A Carry Strap | 0.30% | $14.99 |
| Blem Flecktarn Field Shirt | 0.30% | $19.99 |
| Blem Flecktarn Lightweight Combat Gloves | 0.28% | $21.99 |
| 2-Pack Blem Tropen Tee | 0.27% | $15.98 |
| British DPM BDU Field Shirt | 0.21% | $14.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Jacket | 0.18% | $54.99 |
| Blem British MK14 Flight Coverall | 0.16% | $54.99 |
| Swiss Expanding Messenger Case | 0.16% | $26.99 |
| Czech 3-Color Signaling Flashlight | 0.15% | $24.99 |
| Blem Anzug 03 Mountain Issue Pants | 0.11% | $39.99 |
| Blem Tropen Tricot Shirt | 0.08% | $8.99 |
| Blem Swiss M70 Field Pants | 0.06% | $34.99 |
| Blem Desert DPM Field Shirt | 0.05% | $24.99 |
| Italian Carbineri Visor Hat | 0.05% | $24.99 |
| Misc Bundeswehr Sport Shoes | 0.04% | $39.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Parka Liner | 0.04% | $28.99 |
| Austrian Mountain Issue Anzug 03 Jacket | 0.03% | $49.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket | 0.02% | $199.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Pants | 0.02% | $39.99 |
It's Happening For Real This Time™
- FEATURING IVAN FROM KOMMANDOSTORE.COM!
The gumball machine has returned with an enormous loot table of surplus, warehouse artifacts, night vision devices, and items so cursed you'll just have to scroll and read for yourself because there's no way I can really explain them. Seriously. Vend Responsibly...
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items arein either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
May RNGesus bless you!
"RARE" ITEMS:
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| Inert Training Baseball Grenade | 0.48% | $24.99 |
| Inert Training Pineapple Grenade | 0.47% | $24.99 |
| Warehouse Artifacts | 0.42% | Priceless :) |
| Two-Pack Random Console Games (6th and early 7th gen) | 0.24% | ???? |
| Bulk Hook & Loop Backing Sheets | 0.19% | ???? |
| $100 Gift Card | 0.09% | $100 |
| Genuine Adidas/Trigema Bundeswehr PT Jacket | 0.08% | Blyat ($19.99) |
| Blem 'Nightshade' British Desert DPM Field Shirt | 0.06% | $54.99 |
| "Special" Big Gondola | 0.06% | $169.99 |
| Free CONUS Shipping for 1 Year | 0.05% | $150 |
| Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam | 0.05% | $219.99 |
| Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam Black | 0.05% | $229.99 |
| TM-62 Landmine | 0.04% | $54.99 |
| $500 Gift Card | 0.02% | $500 |
| "Project" Zebra ZT230 Thermal Label Printer :) | 0.01% | $299.99 |
| Original Versengtarn Parka | 0.01% | $129.99 |
| PVS-7A With 5X Zoom Awooga-Vision™ | 0.01% | $2599.99 |
| PVS-14 OMNI VII Green Phos | 0.01% | $2999.99 |
| An Entire Charcoal Grill | 0.01% | $149.99 |
| Furries Amongus Book Set | 0.01% | $15.99 |
| Your Controler, Bro | 0.01% | Priceless :) |
| 50 lb bag of rice | 0.01% | $18.98 |
| PVS-14 Replica (G*meboy Advance Clear Edition) | 0.01% | Priceless :) |
"COMMON" (Not As Weird) ITEMS
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| Swiss M83 Field Pants | 6.61% | $19.99 |
| Two-Pack Belgian Service Shirt | 6.42% | $31.98 |
| Czech Service Shirt | 4.72% | $14.99 |
| Bundeswehr FR Base Layer Bundle | 3.78% | $49.99 |
| Two-Pack West German Load Bearing Belt | 3.40% | $17.98 |
| German Customs Turtleneck Sweater | 3.39% | $44.99 |
| Gondola The Plush | 3.29% | $34.99 |
| Two-Pack Mocha Zibby Beans | 3.07% | $13.98 |
| $15 Gift Card | 2.83% | $15.00 |
| Two-Pack Dark Chocolate Zibby Beans | 2.78% | $13.98 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr G3 Magazine Pouch (Old-Gen) | 2.36% | $11.98 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr G3 Magazine Pouch (New-Gen) | 2.36% | $13.98 |
| Czech M85 Satchel | 2.36% | $10.99 |
| French CCE F1 Field Cap | 2.19% | $10.99 |
| Bundesmarine Deck Pants | 1.98% | $34.99 |
| GORE-TEX German Polizei Duty Parka | 1.93% | $99.99 |
| Czech Service Shirt (Blue) | 1.89% | $14.99 |
| $20 Gift Card | 1.89% | $20.00 |
| 3" Mini Gondola Plush | 1.88% | $14.99 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr PT Tanktop | 1.84% | $17.98 |
| Unissued Flecktarn Parka, Post-2005, Size 06 | 1.70% | $54.99 |
| German Customs Jacket | 1.70% | $59.99 |
| Luftwaffe Nomex Pilot Gloves | 1.60% | $24.99 |
| Unissued Flecktarn Parka, Pre-2005, Size 12 | 1.51% | $54.99 |
| Gondola Onesie (Your Size) | 1.50% | $64.99 |
| NATO Steampunk™ Goggles | 1.42% | $14.99 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr Mosquito Head Net | 1.42% | $17.98 |
| Italian Forze Armate Shorts | 1.42% | $19.99 |
| Two-Pack Unlisted Stickers | 1.42% | $13.98 |
| Blem Bundeswehr PT Pants | 1.26% | $19.99 |
| Factory New Austrian Waterproof M65 Parka | 1.25% | $94.99 |
| German Bundesmarine Beret | 1.19% | $19.99 |
| Two-Pack German G3 Cleaning Kit | 1.18% | $11.99 |
| Two-Pack Digital File Patch |
1.18% | $19.98 |
| Size 96-100/V-VI Unissued Austrian Heavyweight Shirt | 1.07% | $19.99 |
| Austrian Cotton/Poly Alpine Pants | 1.04% | $39.99 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr PT Shirt | 1.04% | $13.98 |
| German Bundeswehr Beret | 0.99% | $19.99 |
| Swiss M84 Canteen System | 0.94% | $15.99 |
| Two-Pack Zodiac CRAP patch | 0.94% | $19.98 |
| Bundeswehr Fleece-lined mittens | 0.94% | $19.99 |
| Italian Forze Armate Shorts [Five-Button-Fly] | 0.77% | $19.99 |
| 6' Big Gondola | 0.75% | $169.99 |
| Belgian OD Wet Weather Suit | 0.73% | $59.99 |
| Dutch DPM Hybrid Fliers Pack w/Shoulder Straps | 0.71% | $64.99 |
| German Customs Maritime Jacket | 0.66% | $59.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr PT jacket | 0.57% | $14.99 |
| Swiss Leather Gaiters | 0.53% | $29.99 |
| Blem M70 Alpenflage Parka | 0.49% | $34.99 |
| 2-Pack Blem Bundeswehr OD Short Sleeve Shirt | 0.48% | $13.98 |
| Two-Pack Stealth Unveiled Full Sticker Bundle | 0.47% | $25.98 |
| Dutch FR Tanker Coverall | 0.42% | $99.99 |
| Bundeswehr "Pajama" Jacket | 0.37% | $14.99 |
|
$50.00 Gift Card |
0.33% | $50.00 |
|
German Feuerwehrmann Helmet |
0.32% | $74.99 |
| PVS-5A Carry Strap | 0.30% | $14.99 |
| Blem Flecktarn Field Shirt | 0.30% | $19.99 |
| Blem Flecktarn Lightweight Combat Gloves | 0.28% | $21.99 |
| 2-Pack Blem Tropen Tee | 0.27% | $15.98 |
| British DPM BDU Field Shirt | 0.21% | $14.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Jacket | 0.18% | $54.99 |
| Blem British MK14 Flight Coverall | 0.16% | $54.99 |
| Swiss Expanding Messenger Case | 0.16% | $26.99 |
| Czech 3-Color Signaling Flashlight | 0.15% | $24.99 |
| Blem Anzug 03 Mountain Issue Pants | 0.11% | $39.99 |
| Blem Tropen Tricot Shirt | 0.08% | $8.99 |
| Blem Swiss M70 Field Pants | 0.06% | $34.99 |
| Blem Desert DPM Field Shirt | 0.05% | $24.99 |
| Italian Carbineri Visor Hat | 0.05% | $24.99 |
| Misc Bundeswehr Sport Shoes | 0.04% | $39.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Parka Liner | 0.04% | $28.99 |
| Austrian Mountain Issue Anzug 03 Jacket | 0.03% | $49.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket | 0.02% | $199.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Pants | 0.02% | $39.99 |
bretty gud
I never leave reviews but after the 2nd email from Tony Tortellino asking me how I liked the product, I decided to spare my knee caps. "Product" is 10/10
It's like gambling but better
I got a box of interesting stuff that was more than my money's worth.
Great product
Awesome deal, always happy to support Ivan and the crew!
Review
Got good stuff from it, overall worth the money
Nice little Gondala
Sits perfectly on my desk