There had to be a bundle so outrageous, yet at the same time so plausible that it would only be fit for the right person. someone that would break or even rewrite the rules of comfort. this moment, we're not sure who, but someone for sure. Don't know about you but we take comfort in that. It's good knowin' they're out there. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners....
This bundle features the Bundeswehr "Bademantel" bathrobe and "Baderhosen" swim trunks
Sizing
Both of these items use the Germanic sizing system, which you can see a sizing chart for here.
Condition
Swim Trunks have been hand sorted and are in excellent condition with no tears, marks, or signs of use (thank god).
Bathrobes are unissued, in factory original packaging.
There had to be a bundle so outrageous, yet at the same time so plausible that it would only be fit for the right person. someone that would break or even rewrite the rules of comfort. this moment, we're not sure who, but someone for sure. Don't know about you but we take comfort in that. It's good knowin' they're out there. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners....
This bundle features the Bundeswehr "Bademantel" bathrobe and "Baderhosen" swim trunks
Sizing
Both of these items use the Germanic sizing system, which you can see a sizing chart for here.
Condition
Swim Trunks have been hand sorted and are in excellent condition with no tears, marks, or signs of use (thank god).
Bathrobes are unissued, in factory original packaging.
More Comfortable than anticipated
The swim trunks fot perfectly and the robe isn't bad either. I got it smaller than I meant to but it still fits alright
Relaxing like Rommel
Arrived on time to save Christmas and let me have my own Battle of the Bulge. The robe is warm and sturdy enough to hold Bastogne.
Absolutely amazing
My dudes, fellow /k/ tards, this is a DAMN good bundle. I have never felt more like an elegant Batchelor then when I was wearing this on my balcony and sipping a glass of wine while I watched the daily hubbub of life pass by. Truly, an incredible experience.
Dudetastic
Came essentially shrink wrapped in furry porn, which I suppose is a plus. Have been running around in the bathrobe with an SKS and MSA Millennium (also from the good folks at this horrible website) and my landlord has threatened eviction several times.
Thank you, federal mandates. 10/10.
For the price, can't complain.
Bathrobe is exactly what I expected it to be. Comfy and thick. Can't really complain, for the price. Haven't figured out a use for the swimtrunks yet.