There had to be a bundle so outrageous, yet at the same time so plausible that it would only be fit for the right person. someone that would break or even rewrite the rules of comfort. this moment, we're not sure who, but someone for sure. Don't know about you but we take comfort in that. It's good knowin' they're out there. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners....
This bundle features the Bundeswehr "Bademantel" bathrobe and "Baderhosen" swim trunks
Sizing
Both of these items use the Germanic sizing system, which you can see a sizing chart for here.
Condition
Swim Trunks have been hand sorted and are in excellent condition with no tears, marks, or signs of use (thank god).
Bathrobes are unissued, in factory original packaging.
There had to be a bundle so outrageous, yet at the same time so plausible that it would only be fit for the right person. someone that would break or even rewrite the rules of comfort. this moment, we're not sure who, but someone for sure. Don't know about you but we take comfort in that. It's good knowin' they're out there. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners....
This bundle features the Bundeswehr "Bademantel" bathrobe and "Baderhosen" swim trunks
Sizing
Both of these items use the Germanic sizing system, which you can see a sizing chart for here.
Condition
Swim Trunks have been hand sorted and are in excellent condition with no tears, marks, or signs of use (thank god).
Bathrobes are unissued, in factory original packaging.
German Quality and Style
Strange to imagine what German soldiers were doing wearing these, it's great though. Feels like a wearable towel, like a bathrobe is supposed to feel like.
The thong is surprisingly comfortable too. Feels like I'm wearin' nothin' at all!
I love it
No better element of surprise than ambushing your enemies while wearing a plate carrier, Bundeswehr bathrobe, and swim shorts.
