Gondola Onesie
Gondola Onesie
Gondola Onesie
Gondola Onesie
Gondola Onesie
Gondola Onesie

Have you ever sat down and thought, "I'm all about Gondola. He's my style. I'd roll with that guy wherever he goes. I can fug with that :DDD"

Take this as a cordial invitation from gondola himself — Zip in to the criminally cozy onesie and join the herd of Gondolas yourself! His joyful face is carefully embroidered and signature 'stache magnificently displayed on the hood so you'll be well on your way to being like him.

After countless studies in Gondology at the Finnish University of Gondology (FUG), we have concluded that no arms really is the way to go, so we left them out of the onesie.

Either keep your arms out to display the weaponry or tuck them in to mimic the lad himself. After all, 50% of dancing is just your legs, right? Of course, to avoid any freak-armless-danceoff accidents the grippy feet will keep things mostly under control.

Specs :DDDD

  • High-quality super-comfy plush fabric construction
  • 2/3 zippered front
  • Sleeveless - gondola doesn't have arms after all!
  • Grippy pads on the bottom of the feet to avoid slipping
  • Drawstring hood with gondola's embroidered face and signature plush 'stache
  • Front chest pocket (approx. 1 gondola plush in size) and two hip pockets
  • Tickets to the GUN SHOW not included

Sizing

Sizing on our Gondola onesie is very forgiving- you'll want to size down if you have any doubts on your measurements. If your onesie ends up not fitting we can always do an exchange over on our Returns & Exchanges page!

Sizing Chart (Inches) S M L XL
Maximum Height for Onesie 72 74 77 78
Shoulder to Shoulder Measurement 17.5 18 18.5 19
Inseam Length 32.5 33.25 34 34.75
Foot Size 10.5 11 11.25 11.5

Gondola Onesie

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 20 reviews
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Have you ever sat down and thought, "I'm all about Gondola. He's my style. I'd roll with that guy wherever he goes. I can fug with that :DDD"

Take this as a cordial invitation from gondola himself — Zip in to the criminally cozy onesie and join the herd of Gondolas yourself! His joyful face is carefully embroidered and signature 'stache magnificently displayed on the hood so you'll be well on your way to being like him.

After countless studies in Gondology at the Finnish University of Gondology (FUG), we have concluded that no arms really is the way to go, so we left them out of the onesie.

Either keep your arms out to display the weaponry or tuck them in to mimic the lad himself. After all, 50% of dancing is just your legs, right? Of course, to avoid any freak-armless-danceoff accidents the grippy feet will keep things mostly under control.

Specs :DDDD

  • High-quality super-comfy plush fabric construction
  • 2/3 zippered front
  • Sleeveless - gondola doesn't have arms after all!
  • Grippy pads on the bottom of the feet to avoid slipping
  • Drawstring hood with gondola's embroidered face and signature plush 'stache
  • Front chest pocket (approx. 1 gondola plush in size) and two hip pockets
  • Tickets to the GUN SHOW not included

Sizing

Sizing on our Gondola onesie is very forgiving- you'll want to size down if you have any doubts on your measurements. If your onesie ends up not fitting we can always do an exchange over on our Returns & Exchanges page!

Sizing Chart (Inches) S M L XL
Maximum Height for Onesie 72 74 77 78
Shoulder to Shoulder Measurement 17.5 18 18.5 19
Inseam Length 32.5 33.25 34 34.75
Foot Size 10.5 11 11.25 11.5
average rating 4.9 out of 5
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Reviewed by Blake L., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
6'
Size Purchased
L
How It Fits
Perfect
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Perfect to chill in

Best thing I've ever gotten, now I can watch the world in comfort!

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Reviewed by Sarah N., from Canada
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I recommend this product
Height
< 5' 4"
Weight
110-125
Size Purchased
S
How It Fits
Perfect
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Warm, cozy and very sexy

We received this as a prize for the raffle and it is way better than we expected. At first, we laughed with tears in disbelief until we tried it on. It is warm, stretchy and super soft! The bottom of the feet even has the non slip thingy. Thanks Kommando store, hope we nailed the look.

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Reviewed by Braeden H., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
6'
Weight
140-150
Size Purchased
L
How It Fits
A Little Big
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Fug :DDDDDDD

This onesie is fantastic. I couldn’t suggest it more. Very comfy. Look how comfy I am.

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Reviewed by Caleb B., from United States
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Size Purchased
M
How It Fits
A Little Big
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Awesome!

Very soft and warm!

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Reviewed by Anon, from United States
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XL
How It Fits
A Little Big
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Shockingly Comfy

Got one of these from the last set of gumballs. Genuinely impressed by the quality and how comfy it is and my gf absolutely loves it.

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