We've got to hand it to everyone in the service and hospitality industry, it takes a lot of patience to deal with those people without going full doomguy mode.
If this ends up on your plate carrier, however, you might already be at that point.
Specs
- 2.5" x 6"
- Woven polyester with woven lettering
- Hook and loop backing
- Completely Reprehensible
Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.