{"product_id":"italian-ordnance-transport-box","title":"Italian Ordnance Transport Box","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis genuine Italian Army surplus, polyethylene transport box (for splodey things) features two carrying handles, six quick-release metal latches, a stackable design, and timeless classic OD green coloring. Outside dimensions ~24.4 x 12.2 x 11.8 in (~62 x 31 x 30cm), interior ~22.4 x 10.2 x 10.8 in (~57 x 26 x 27.5cm), weighs about ~10.8 lbs (4.9kg) empty. Used but fully functional, with the cosmetic battle scars to prove it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSix latches is a premium amount of latches for a box this size, probably due to unstable nature of its original contents, which are sadly unavailable. The Esercito Italiano really, really did not want this thing opening accidentally.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGenuine Italian Army Surplus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePolyethylene hard shell, OD green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e2 Carrying handles, 6 quick-release metal latches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003eStackable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOutside: ~24.4 x 12.2 x 11.8 in  (~62 x 31 x 30cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside: ~22.4 x 10.2 x 10.8 in (~57 x 26 x 27.5cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeight: ~10.8 lbs (~4.9kg)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eInterior comes to roughly 40,750 cm³, about 2,486 cubic inches of pure, unclaimed butter potential. Accounting for the inevitable packing losses you get from cramming rectangular dairy bricks into a box with six overzealous latches, you're landing somewhere around \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e180-220 sticks of butter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, or 45-55 lbs of creamy gold.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThat's enough butter to single-handedly trigger a NATO Article 5 discussion about the strategic dairy reserves of a small Italian village, enough to trigger a Lipitor shortage, enough to make every pasta dish in a 50km radius unreasonably rich, and, should the box ever be opened by customs, more than enough to convince an inspector that whatever this was originally designed to transport, it almost certainly wasn't this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Stackable, sealed, OD green, built to survive a depot, a truck bed, and at minimum one Italian corporal using it as a chair during a smoke break that technically wasn't authorized.” *Takes drag.* “That’s one nice box you got there. I think I’d appreciate a nice box like that.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGreat:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinor signs of wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll hardware is present, intact, and functional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMay have minor modifications and repairs (under x3)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo damage to the box, but may have markings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGood:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular signs of wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMost hardware is present, intact, and functional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMay have minor modifications and repairs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMay have superficial markings and wear to the box\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MXFC","offers":[{"title":"Great","offer_id":44914471927850,"sku":"IT-ORD-TRNS-BOX-GRT","price":119.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Good","offer_id":44914471960618,"sku":"IT-ORD-TRNS-BOX-GD","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/files\/Transport_Box_2.jpg?v=1791406978","url":"https:\/\/kommandostore.com\/products\/italian-ordnance-transport-box","provider":"KommandoStore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}