BOOTY BOX

And on the first day, Ivan made the Booty Box. And he looked upon the Booty Box, and it was a good. The Booty Box was ample and oiled, and quite nicely proportioned. And Ivan continued to gaze upon the booty box until it was socially inappropriate, for such was the majesty and the power and the great leathery savings. Amen.

HOW TO PLEASE THE BOX ORACLE:
What exactly you receive is decided by the box oracle. Be warned, the oracle is a fickle creature. Please it with your tribute and you will be rewarded. Provoke it and you risk its childish spite.

MYSTERY BOX FAQ:
Mystery boxes are a long standing and well loved tradition. While there are no guarantees what exactly you receive, every box contains more than it's face value in surplus and "warehouse deals" including items which have blemishes. Sizing is not guaranteed.

All mystery boxes ship free to the US (including Alaska and Hawaii).

    BOOTY BOX

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    And on the first day, Ivan made the Booty Box. And he looked upon the Booty Box, and it was a good. The Booty Box was ample and oiled, and quite nicely proportioned. And Ivan continued to gaze upon the booty box until it was socially inappropriate, for such was the majesty and the power and the great leathery savings. Amen.

    HOW TO PLEASE THE BOX ORACLE:
    What exactly you receive is decided by the box oracle. Be warned, the oracle is a fickle creature. Please it with your tribute and you will be rewarded. Provoke it and you risk its childish spite.

    MYSTERY BOX FAQ:
    Mystery boxes are a long standing and well loved tradition. While there are no guarantees what exactly you receive, every box contains more than it's face value in surplus and "warehouse deals" including items which have blemishes. Sizing is not guaranteed.

    All mystery boxes ship free to the US (including Alaska and Hawaii).

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      Rated 5 out of 5

      Worth it

      For a mystery box I was really impressed. The thing was loaded with a ton of stuff. A lot of things long since gone off the site. Plus it came with two boots, shirts patches and even one of the scarves. Plus Ivan's famous stickers all over it. It's obvious FedEx did not find them as funny seeing as the box was smashed up when I got it. Though everything was in fine in it. It's not like those boots couldn't take some FedEx drivers impotent rage at some memes on the box.

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      Rated 4 out of 5

      You brought boots right?

      I mean I got some nice paratrooper boots and some used paratrooper boots, both pretty solid boots.

      The short shorts were also a nice touch. The suspense is worth it.

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      Rated 5 out of 5

      Rhodie memes best memes

      Got a lot of amazing and comfy kit uguuuuuu rhodie trap satisfied. Made posts on all my media for people to go and check your website out, hopefully this brings you more happy customers!=^_^=

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      Rated 5 out of 5

      Great deal

      I bought this just because i had some money lying around and was pleasantly surprised with all I actually got. Shipping took a bit longer than expected but it was still worth it.

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      Rated 5 out of 5

      life changing

      MisteryBox contained ranger panties

      Would misterybox again

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