PATCH UP™ THURSDAY BOX

A little pick-me-up after a day of celebration. Or two days of celebration... Do you remember what happened last night? Why do I have bruises on my arms? Is this a hospital wrist band?

1000ml of intravenous saline, a drive home with a friend, a warm blanket, cold pizza and a couple asprin. It's time to treat yourself. It's time to PATCH UP™.

...and lie down.
Mostly just lying down.

    HOW TO PLEASE THE BOX ORACLE: 
    What exactly you receive is decided by the box oracle. Be warned, the oracle is a fickle creature. Please it with your tribute and you will be rewarded. Provoke it and you risk its childish spite.

    MYSTERY BOX FAQ:
    Mystery boxes are a long standing and well loved tradition. While there are no guarantees what exactly you receive, every box contains more than it's face value in surplus and "warehouse deals" including items which have blemishes. Sizing is not guaranteed.

    All mystery boxes ship free to the US (including Alaska and Hawaii).

    PATCH UP™ THURSDAY BOX

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    A little pick-me-up after a day of celebration. Or two days of celebration... Do you remember what happened last night? Why do I have bruises on my arms? Is this a hospital wrist band?

    1000ml of intravenous saline, a drive home with a friend, a warm blanket, cold pizza and a couple asprin. It's time to treat yourself. It's time to PATCH UP™.

    ...and lie down.
    Mostly just lying down.

      HOW TO PLEASE THE BOX ORACLE: 
      What exactly you receive is decided by the box oracle. Be warned, the oracle is a fickle creature. Please it with your tribute and you will be rewarded. Provoke it and you risk its childish spite.

      MYSTERY BOX FAQ:
      Mystery boxes are a long standing and well loved tradition. While there are no guarantees what exactly you receive, every box contains more than it's face value in surplus and "warehouse deals" including items which have blemishes. Sizing is not guaranteed.

      All mystery boxes ship free to the US (including Alaska and Hawaii).

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      Rated 5 out of 5

      Expect the Unexpected

      I was able to guess pretty well the number of patches I was getting based on the pricing of the package I selected but what I was not expecting was the amazing charisma of the staff to come through. I also got a discount code , a pack of dat hot nut, and a field notepad. I am not saying everybody got this or that you will get this when you order something but you can be sure that when you go in on these fun mystery boxes, your investment will be rewarded with the staff's big warehouse energy.

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      Rated 5 out of 5

      P A T C H E S

      Received a couple of duplicates of ones that I already own, but still a good deal. Also got some spicy grads and killer box art. 20% off coupon was a nice bonus too :o

      Would add to cart again.

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      Rated 5 out of 5

      My only regret is that I did not purchase 2x or 3x of these boxes.

      I've been browsing patch threads for a long time; hard to justify paying like $8 for just one piece of meme cloth that will probably never leave my room. $25 shipped for a grab bag of multiples, though, is an INCREDIBLE deal: I received 7 patches (not all of which are sold individually on the site!), a bag of spiced almonds, and interestingly, a rather large bandage that is now sitting in the homemade first aid kit that I've had since Boy Scouts.

      If I had known that I'd get such great value for the money, I'd have ordered multiples of these boxes: for even more variety to reveal my power level on my jacket's arm velcro.

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      Rated 5 out of 5

      Pretty solid

      My package included the following:

      >Rainbow Six patch

      >Sexual Tyrannosaurus patch

      >STALKER faction patch

      >Retro MGS Outer Heaven patch

      >An extra large band aid

      Already found homes for two of the patches and ended up using the band aid on a wasp sting. 10/10 would buy again.

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      Rated 5 out of 5

      Only $8 you'd be stupid not too

      Some cool patches and a nifty bandaid. There were a lot of coupons too, so mazel tov!

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