A little pick-me-up after a day of celebration. Or two days of celebration... Do you remember what happened last night? Why do I have bruises on my arms? Is this a hospital wrist band?
1000ml of intravenous saline, a drive home with a friend, a warm blanket, cold pizza and a couple asprin. It's time to treat yourself. It's time to PATCH UP™.
...and lie down.
Mostly just lying down.
HOW TO PLEASE THE BOX ORACLE:
What exactly you receive is decided by the box oracle. Be warned, the oracle is a fickle creature. Please it with your tribute and you will be rewarded. Provoke it and you risk its childish spite.
MYSTERY BOX FAQ:
Mystery boxes are a long standing and well loved tradition. While there are no guarantees what exactly you receive, every box contains more than it's face value in surplus and "warehouse deals" including items which have blemishes. Sizing is not guaranteed.
All mystery boxes ship free to the US (including Alaska and Hawaii).
My only regret is that I did not purchase 2x or 3x of these boxes.
I've been browsing patch threads for a long time; hard to justify paying like $8 for just one piece of meme cloth that will probably never leave my room. $25 shipped for a grab bag of multiples, though, is an INCREDIBLE deal: I received 7 patches (not all of which are sold individually on the site!), a bag of spiced almonds, and interestingly, a rather large bandage that is now sitting in the homemade first aid kit that I've had since Boy Scouts.
If I had known that I'd get such great value for the money, I'd have ordered multiples of these boxes: for even more variety to reveal my power level on my jacket's arm velcro.Loading...
My package included the following:
>Rainbow Six patch
>Sexual Tyrannosaurus patch
>STALKER faction patch
>Retro MGS Outer Heaven patch
>An extra large band aid
Already found homes for two of the patches and ended up using the band aid on a wasp sting. 10/10 would buy again.Loading...
having missed an earlier round of the Mystery Box round up, I was eager to jump on a couple boxes when it came back, and I was not disappointed! with my secret message deciphered, it was clearly no matter of the warehouse crew to put together the greatest selection.
dont miss the boxes when they come around, its like christmas in july and all that!Loading...