TRAITOR TUESDAY BOX

TRAITOR TUESDAY BOX

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Grab the biscuits and put the kettle on, it's time to brew a piping hot cuppa of Tesco treason toddy. You do have your kettle license don't you? Wouldn't want the ol' constable pokin' es head in now would we? Now there's a good lad, no need to be involving the council on account of not having a kettle license. Right silly to be off and doing that now isn't it.

*SIPS TEA*

What a good cuppa, I'll be havin the ol' pot if I'm not careful. Yorkshire Gold™ just like your mum asked for. Now did you look in on the job center? They 'ave anything this week?

*SIPS TEA*

INGREDIENTS:

The Traitor Tuesday box is made from real British ingredients* sourced from jolly ol England herself. Transport yourself direct to Queen and Country in just one sip.

Only the finest Multicam derivative tea leaves are used in our hand picked desert blend, ensuring a smooth taste and sharp finish. Drink a cuppa and bask in the warm glow of forgiveness as all of your colonial-tax-evasion sins wash away.

*from concentrate

 

HOW TO PLEASE THE BOX ORACLE: 
What exactly you receive is decided by the box oracle. Be warned, the oracle is a fickle creature. Please it with your tribute and you will be rewarded. Provoke it and you risk its childish spite.

MYSTERY BOX FAQ:
Mystery boxes are a long standing and well loved tradition. While there are no guarantees what exactly you receive, every box contains more than it's face value in surplus and "warehouse deals" including items which have blemishes. Sizing is not guaranteed.

All mystery boxes ship free to the US (including Alaska and Hawaii).

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    Rated 5 out of 5

    Great value for $50

    The amount of stuff I got for the price I paid was amazing. I got two sets of English BDU's alongside a Swiss hatchet and a 20% off coupon. The only downside to the purchase was the box art lol.

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    Rated 4 out of 5

    Interesting mix of items, but...

    I got a Swiss hatchet, a bag of spiced nuts, which were cool...literally 5 British MTP warm weather combat jackets. The quality is definitely there in them, but come on guys: I look for variety in the boxes. Guess I just drew the short straw here.

    That said, should I end up arming my own street militia in the upcoming Civil War 2.0, I'm sure that these will come in handy as ersatz Afriga :DDD tier uniforms. Hope that day will never come, though.

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    Rated 5 out of 5

    No regrets

    Quality goods with great memes on the box.

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    Rated 5 out of 5

    Let me Ax You a Question

    Do you like British surplus with assault snacks and tactical paper? If so, commit treason against the crown and get this box.

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    Rated 5 out of 5

    Scared the shit out of my wife

    She thought the package was a bomb. The laughs from that were enough to warrant the purchase. Didn't hurt that there was 7 jackets, two shirts, an axe, and motherfucking fruit snacks.

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