
Orders Ship in 3-4 Weeks
Everything in the natural world is a balance. For every action there is a reaction. For every thot, there is a thot vaccine. This is the way of the world. This is beauty, this is harmony. This is the morning dew settling on an open field. This is the birth of a child. This is a a car crash billowing smoke into the night sky. The pendulum swings between chaos and order, light and dark, good and evil. Never stopping, never settling---building, collapsing, and reforming. Thus, Simpery will persist until it too collapses under it's own wretched weight. Only then will the dopamine begin to return to our kings, whispering unto their ears "LOGOS brother, LOGOS!"
Contents
- Operator Boy Bathwater Jar (Glows in the Dark)
- Operator Boy Bathwater T-Shirt (Glows in the Dark)
- Operator Boy 12" x 18" Poster
- Operator Boy 3" Vinyl Sticker (Glows in the Dark)
T-shirt Sizing and Construction
Our tees are screen printed with quality, custom-blended inks here in Minnesota. We have a great relationship with our local printer. They have a proven track record of delivering high quality results on complicated, unforgiving patterns like our Stealth Unveiled Nighthawk Tee.
We use the 100% cotton Hanes Beefy-T. It has a slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability and a handsome, classic cut.
Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.
These tees have fairly standard sizing. In general, you should be able to go with the size you normally wear. The measurements here are the measurements of the shirt itself, not your body. Compare with one of your favourite shirts to verify the fit, and if in doubt feel free to contact customer service for assistance!
Size | Chest Circumference of Shirt | Length Of Shirt |
S | 36" | 28" |
M | 40" | 29" |
L | 44" | 30" |
XL | 48" | 31" |
2XL | 52" | 33" |
Orders Ship in 3-4 Weeks
Everything in the natural world is a balance. For every action there is a reaction. For every thot, there is a thot vaccine. This is the way of the world. This is beauty, this is harmony. This is the morning dew settling on an open field. This is the birth of a child. This is a a car crash billowing smoke into the night sky. The pendulum swings between chaos and order, light and dark, good and evil. Never stopping, never settling---building, collapsing, and reforming. Thus, Simpery will persist until it too collapses under it's own wretched weight. Only then will the dopamine begin to return to our kings, whispering unto their ears "LOGOS brother, LOGOS!"
Contents
- Operator Boy Bathwater Jar (Glows in the Dark)
- Operator Boy Bathwater T-Shirt (Glows in the Dark)
- Operator Boy 12" x 18" Poster
- Operator Boy 3" Vinyl Sticker (Glows in the Dark)
T-shirt Sizing and Construction
Our tees are screen printed with quality, custom-blended inks here in Minnesota. We have a great relationship with our local printer. They have a proven track record of delivering high quality results on complicated, unforgiving patterns like our Stealth Unveiled Nighthawk Tee.
We use the 100% cotton Hanes Beefy-T. It has a slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability and a handsome, classic cut.
Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.
These tees have fairly standard sizing. In general, you should be able to go with the size you normally wear. The measurements here are the measurements of the shirt itself, not your body. Compare with one of your favourite shirts to verify the fit, and if in doubt feel free to contact customer service for assistance!
Size | Chest Circumference of Shirt | Length Of Shirt |
S | 36" | 28" |
M | 40" | 29" |
L | 44" | 30" |
XL | 48" | 31" |
2XL | 52" | 33" |
Great bundle...
... and definitely a conversation starter.