
What is Swiss-mas?
It's August 1st, the 171st birthday of Switzerland. To help celebrate, Swiss-Christmas has come early to KommandoStore. Today we're doubling your dollar with a ridiculous deal. Earn double your order in store credit... or peanuts.
Why?
For those of you who grew up outside of Switzerland, Swiss-mas is a little different than what you might be used to. Santa or Samichlaus, is a jolly red-robed man who distributes presents, peanuts, and cheer to good boys and girls. So far, so good...
The script deviates a bit when it comes to Schmutzli, Santa's black robed "helper." Considering what Schmutzli actually does "Santa's mob enforcer" is probably closer to the truth. You see, when Swiss Santa comes across a bad child, it becomes Schmutzli's job to punish them.
Nicknamed "Father Whip" in the French speaking parts of Switzerland, Schmutzli beats and kidnaps children who misbehave---presumably carrying them off to work in a sweatshop or mine... I haven't quite figured out what happens to the abducted children. Regardless, Swiss Christmas is decidedly more "Trick or Treat" than your run of the mill holiday.
Inside The Sack:
So in the spirit of Swiss Christmas, we are happy to introduce Samichalus's Sack. A unique and highly rewarding product, only available on Switzerland's birthday.
Sack Size | Samichalus (50% Chance) | Schmutzli (50% Chance) |
$24.99 | $50 Gift Card | $50 of BBQ Peanuts (12 bags) |
$49.99 | $100 Gift Card | $100 of BBQ Peanuts (24 bags) $25 Swiss Expanding Case |
$99.99 | $200 Gift Card | $200 of BBQ Peanuts (47 bags) Exclusive Alpenflage Totebag* *Useful when carrying around your massive 17.6 lbs of peanuts |
What is Swiss-mas?
It's August 1st, the 171st birthday of Switzerland. To help celebrate, Swiss-Christmas has come early to KommandoStore. Today we're doubling your dollar with a ridiculous deal. Earn double your order in store credit... or peanuts.
Why?
For those of you who grew up outside of Switzerland, Swiss-mas is a little different than what you might be used to. Santa or Samichlaus, is a jolly red-robed man who distributes presents, peanuts, and cheer to good boys and girls. So far, so good...
The script deviates a bit when it comes to Schmutzli, Santa's black robed "helper." Considering what Schmutzli actually does "Santa's mob enforcer" is probably closer to the truth. You see, when Swiss Santa comes across a bad child, it becomes Schmutzli's job to punish them.
Nicknamed "Father Whip" in the French speaking parts of Switzerland, Schmutzli beats and kidnaps children who misbehave---presumably carrying them off to work in a sweatshop or mine... I haven't quite figured out what happens to the abducted children. Regardless, Swiss Christmas is decidedly more "Trick or Treat" than your run of the mill holiday.
Inside The Sack:
So in the spirit of Swiss Christmas, we are happy to introduce Samichalus's Sack. A unique and highly rewarding product, only available on Switzerland's birthday.
Sack Size | Samichalus (50% Chance) | Schmutzli (50% Chance) |
$24.99 | $50 Gift Card | $50 of BBQ Peanuts (12 bags) |
$49.99 | $100 Gift Card | $100 of BBQ Peanuts (24 bags) $25 Swiss Expanding Case |
$99.99 | $200 Gift Card | $200 of BBQ Peanuts (47 bags) Exclusive Alpenflage Totebag* *Useful when carrying around your massive 17.6 lbs of peanuts |
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Aw nuts
My friend and I did a combo order to save on shipping. I got the $25 deal and he got the $50 deal. I left for vacation right before it arrived so I made him wait two weeks while it sat in my mailbox lol. I ended up getting a rad gift card while he got 9 pounds of nuts.
On point!
Got nuts. Lots of nuts. All the nuts. I went nuts for the nuts.