Warehouse Bond Gift Cards
Warehouse Bond Gift Cards
Warehouse Bond Gift Cards
Warehouse Bond Gift Cards
Warehouse Bond Gift Cards
Warehouse Bond Gift Cards
Warehouse Bond Gift Cards
Warehouse Bond Gift Cards
Warehouse Bond Gift Cards

Purchasers of Warehouse Bonds will receive discounted physical gift cards at 35% off face value. Additional stacking bonuses apply based on the size of the gift card purchased.

Disclaimer: Warehouse Bonds may not be purchased using gift cards or used to buy new gift cards. Once delivered, Warehouse Bonds may not be used to buy night vision devices. The restriction on night vision devices does not apply to 'War Bond Gift Cards' issued during our 4th of July 2020 sales event.

Why Warehouse Bonds:
Relocating our metric tons of inventory is difficult, but it's not the primary challenge ahead of us. The biggest risk to our business is far more boringincreased overhead costs and a dip in sales revenue while we get setup in our new location.

Warehouse Bonds help solve this providing us extra breathing room during the crucial October-November period. You get a massive 35% off discount and a bunch of bonus gifts. We sleep a little easier at night knowing we have an extra buffer to cover unexpected delays and expenses.

How it Works:
Warehouse Bonds come with a variety of additional bonuses. What you get is determined by denomination of the Warehouse Bond you order.

For example a $32.50 Warehouse Bond will net you a $50 Gift and and a vial of moon dust from our current warehouse in St Paul. Bonuses stack, so along with that you'll also receive the perks from the $16.25 level: your name on the memorial plaque and a thank you note from us.

Orders of containing multiple Warehouse Bonds will be treated as multiple separate orders. For example, three $16.25 Warehouse Bonds will receive three separate name spaces on the plaque and three separate thank you notes. If you'd like to combine the value of multiple Warehouse Bonds in your order and only receive one set of bonuses, please specify this in your order comments.

You will be contacted after your purchase to confirm any bonuses which require your inputfor instance the name(s) you would like entered on the plaque or the size of t-shirt you would like.

Warehouse Bond Bonuses:


 
  • $16.25+ ($25 Gift Card)
    • Your name engraved as a 'Friend of the Warehouse' on the memorial plaque. This will be installed at our new warehouse after the move.
    • Thank you card from Ivan
  • $32.50+ ($50 Gift Card)
    • Vial of warehouse 'moon dust' from our St Paul warehouse. The dust is ever present and inescapableone of the defining features of the last 3 years.
  • $65+ ($100 Gift Card)
    • Limited edt. Operation Airlift t-shirt: a unique shirt design related to the move but not so specific that it can't be a 'daily driver.'
    • Warehouse worker ASMR digital download. We're bringing out the POV video rig for some hot warehouse worker ASMR action. Including your favorite fetish categories: packing, customer service, lunch, and more...

    • $130+ ($200 Gift Card)
      • Your name engraved as a 'Supporter of the Warehouse' on the memorial plaque.
      • Limited edt. Operation Airlift Mission Patch & Sticker. Note that these designs are different from the t-shirt mentioned previously.
      • $195+ ($300 Gift Card)
        • Limited edt. Operation Airlift hat—this design is also unique.
        • Warehouse-Meme pocket book: the hottest slang, inside jokes, and mannerisms fermented over 7 years in surplus.

        • $325+ ($500 Gift Card)
          • Your name engraved as a 'Patron of the Warehouse' with an 82 character message of your choosing.
          • Appliance or piece of furniture in the new warehouse named in your honor, and christened with a metal nameplate. You pick the name, there will be a character limit, but other than that it's fair game.
          • Warehouse crew creates a custom voicemail greeting based on your prompt or theme. Alternatively we can just freestyle. Whatever floats your boat.
          • Christmas card from the KommandoStore guys every year for the next 4 years.
        • $650 ($1,000 Gift Card)
          • 20 packs of Zibby Beans (please don't eat them all at once.)
          • $500 Off QTNVGs
          • We send an Amazon item of your choice to GarandThumb or Lucas Botkin (<$60 shipped). We have a little bit of editorial discretion on this one, but for all intents and purposes you have free reign on this one.
          • Personal thank you letter from the entire warehouse staff.

        • $1,300 ($2,000 Gift Card)
          • Your name engraved as a Founder of the Warehouse on the memorial plaque, with a 240 character message of your choosing.
          • Significant item from our St Paul warehouse encased in resin. Presented with a letter and certificate of authenticity.
          • Name engraved on commemorative wall-hung Mosin Nagant rifle In Warehouse. (This bonus in addition to the Founder of the Warehouse engraving on the memorial plaque.)
          • Choose custom license plate text for one KS employee. We will provide a link to the appropriate DMV web portal so that you can verify availability of your custom license plate text.

          Warehouse Bond Gift Cards

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          Delivery Christmas 2020


          Purchasers of Warehouse Bonds will receive discounted physical gift cards at 35% off face value. Additional stacking bonuses apply based on the size of the gift card purchased.

          Disclaimer: Warehouse Bonds may not be purchased using gift cards or used to buy new gift cards. Once delivered, Warehouse Bonds may not be used to buy night vision devices. The restriction on night vision devices does not apply to 'War Bond Gift Cards' issued during our 4th of July 2020 sales event.

          Why Warehouse Bonds:
          Relocating our metric tons of inventory is difficult, but it's not the primary challenge ahead of us. The biggest risk to our business is far more boringincreased overhead costs and a dip in sales revenue while we get setup in our new location.

          Warehouse Bonds help solve this providing us extra breathing room during the crucial October-November period. You get a massive 35% off discount and a bunch of bonus gifts. We sleep a little easier at night knowing we have an extra buffer to cover unexpected delays and expenses.

          How it Works:
          Warehouse Bonds come with a variety of additional bonuses. What you get is determined by denomination of the Warehouse Bond you order.

          For example a $32.50 Warehouse Bond will net you a $50 Gift and and a vial of moon dust from our current warehouse in St Paul. Bonuses stack, so along with that you'll also receive the perks from the $16.25 level: your name on the memorial plaque and a thank you note from us.

          Orders of containing multiple Warehouse Bonds will be treated as multiple separate orders. For example, three $16.25 Warehouse Bonds will receive three separate name spaces on the plaque and three separate thank you notes. If you'd like to combine the value of multiple Warehouse Bonds in your order and only receive one set of bonuses, please specify this in your order comments.

          You will be contacted after your purchase to confirm any bonuses which require your inputfor instance the name(s) you would like entered on the plaque or the size of t-shirt you would like.

          Warehouse Bond Bonuses:


           
          • $16.25+ ($25 Gift Card)
            • Your name engraved as a 'Friend of the Warehouse' on the memorial plaque. This will be installed at our new warehouse after the move.
            • Thank you card from Ivan
          • $32.50+ ($50 Gift Card)
            • Vial of warehouse 'moon dust' from our St Paul warehouse. The dust is ever present and inescapableone of the defining features of the last 3 years.
          • $65+ ($100 Gift Card)
            • Limited edt. Operation Airlift t-shirt: a unique shirt design related to the move but not so specific that it can't be a 'daily driver.'
            • Warehouse worker ASMR digital download. We're bringing out the POV video rig for some hot warehouse worker ASMR action. Including your favorite fetish categories: packing, customer service, lunch, and more...

            • $130+ ($200 Gift Card)
              • Your name engraved as a 'Supporter of the Warehouse' on the memorial plaque.
              • Limited edt. Operation Airlift Mission Patch & Sticker. Note that these designs are different from the t-shirt mentioned previously.
              • $195+ ($300 Gift Card)
                • Limited edt. Operation Airlift hat—this design is also unique.
                • Warehouse-Meme pocket book: the hottest slang, inside jokes, and mannerisms fermented over 7 years in surplus.

                • $325+ ($500 Gift Card)
                  • Your name engraved as a 'Patron of the Warehouse' with an 82 character message of your choosing.
                  • Appliance or piece of furniture in the new warehouse named in your honor, and christened with a metal nameplate. You pick the name, there will be a character limit, but other than that it's fair game.
                  • Warehouse crew creates a custom voicemail greeting based on your prompt or theme. Alternatively we can just freestyle. Whatever floats your boat.
                  • Christmas card from the KommandoStore guys every year for the next 4 years.
                • $650 ($1,000 Gift Card)
                  • 20 packs of Zibby Beans (please don't eat them all at once.)
                  • $500 Off QTNVGs
                  • We send an Amazon item of your choice to GarandThumb or Lucas Botkin (<$60 shipped). We have a little bit of editorial discretion on this one, but for all intents and purposes you have free reign on this one.
                  • Personal thank you letter from the entire warehouse staff.

                • $1,300 ($2,000 Gift Card)
                  • Your name engraved as a Founder of the Warehouse on the memorial plaque, with a 240 character message of your choosing.
                  • Significant item from our St Paul warehouse encased in resin. Presented with a letter and certificate of authenticity.
                  • Name engraved on commemorative wall-hung Mosin Nagant rifle In Warehouse. (This bonus in addition to the Founder of the Warehouse engraving on the memorial plaque.)
                  • Choose custom license plate text for one KS employee. We will provide a link to the appropriate DMV web portal so that you can verify availability of your custom license plate text.
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                  no fuggn regurts

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