Without a doubt the single sexiest pair of men's briefs out there. So sexy, in fact, that the MK1 """"Crotch Monster"""" was pulled from service only two weeks into its tour of duty. It turned out that the voluptuous curves and tight hug of the MK1 sparked a number of unfortunate """"fraternization"""" events. After the string of """"accidents,"""" the reputation of the undergarment never really recovered within the Army and all existing stocks were destroyed or sold to the civilian market.
Get yours before they become sentient and kill warehouse Ivan.
The size is your waist in inches, but the elastic makes that more of a guideline than anything else.
Really, they stretch a lot.
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