HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

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Color: Ranger Green
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SIR WE'RE AT YOUR DOOR AT THREE AM BECAUSE WE HEARD A POWER TOOL SOMETIME TONIGHT AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE LOCAL HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT CORDLESS TOOLS, AIR TOOLS, WELDERS, AND HAMMER NOISE IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF OUR CODE PLEASE STOP WORKING ON FUN THINGS IN YOUR GARAGE WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU WHEN WE'RE ON OUR NOSEY PATROLS OF YOUR FRONT LAWN.

KommandoStore deeply apologizes if this text induced any kind of post-Karen-yapping stress. 

Specs

  • 2.5" x 6"
  • Woven polyester with woven lettering
  • Hook and loop backing
  • Completely Reprehensible
  • Updated Ranger Green Colorway

 

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
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Reviewed by Neco E.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Pretty dang good

(I bought these for a fellow russianoo friend)

I own a bars gorka and an SSO sniper suit. So it's understandable that it's not going to match those perfectly. I know KS makes their own version and I'm sure they prioritized matching their own product. That said I'm still smiling like an idiot and happy as can be with the hat.

-J. Astell

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Reviewed by NATHAN G.
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I'm not even in an HOA

But people think I am now and wonder why I have a broken down Ford ranger in my front yard

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Reviewed by Chris R.
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Awesome

Cool patch and makes it easier when enforcing rules against trashy renters

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Reviewed by Kyle K.
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Serious Business

With the establishment of my HOAs forceable compliance task force these patches have become a mandatory uniform item. Easily seen by homeowners when I kick down their door for having too much dollar weed in their lawn.

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Reviewed by AARON S.
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Here’s to you, Karen.

Are you tired of neighbors commenting on the appropriate lumens for your walkway lights? Or whether the amount of leaves you raked was good enough for the landscaping committee to work on the winter flowers? Slap this patch on the closest item of clothing and take a slow and meaningful stroll around with a clipboard and see how many passive-aggressive buttholes you can get clenching and let ‘em know two can play at that game.

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