- Handguns/Pistol Caliber Carbine
- Durability
- Comfort
- Modularity & Customizability
- Colorways/Camos
Unfortunate Hunting; a quick summary
After perusing the fine establishment of the online military surplus known as kommando store; so aptly named to be referred to as commando but with a twist like the hit game mortal kombat( combat). I found a peculiar item of most importance, a ranger green chest rig. “Oh capital!”, I thought to myself, thinking that my merry band of other larpers will enjoy a good tussle in the mud during our training days.
Little did I know that once I donned the amazing carapace, that my wife would stumble upon me in our den, in a rather verbose fashion I called out: “Look! I am absolutely smashing aren’t I darling?!” I called aloud.
To my suprise, she charged at me with the full force of a raging wild hog and attempted to subdue me into our bedroom.
I narrowly dodged and almost pistol whipped the vile creature but she was too fast. I pulled out my utility knife form the right most section of the rig, but alas she thrashed me about and proceeded to throw my here and there.
She overpowered me gentleman. And in the process managed to remove my undergarments. She had her way with me until I flash banged the wild beast. She hadn’t realized the rig was still on my person. Blinded, I managed to toss her right out the window, to which she scurried into the woods. She’s out there somewhere; cold, hungry, and maybe slightly aroused. I have mustered my men to go after her, and my chest rig will aid me in my hunt.
I recommend only for single men, and those who are daring enough to fashion a hint…
Build Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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Adjustability Range |
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Too Little , 0 is Just Right and 2 is Too Much
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