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The only good bug is a dead bug.
Finally get to live out my starship troopers bug larp fantasy. 10/10
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This Wednesday we reintroduced our famous RNG-driven clearance sale with a twist. Unlike our usual 'gumball machine' sales, everything in the PPE Pump is brand new, regular inventory.
What does this mean for you? Well, it means literally thousands of high value items are up for grabs. You can get a brand new SGE 400/3 gasmask, chemical suit, or a CAT7 Tourniquet---all for only $6.99 a pop. We'll even order you a pizza. Do we actually make a profit doing this? No. It's about a 30% loss. Is it fun? Abso-friggen-lutely.
About the Sale
The PPE Pump is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on PPE Pump orders.
A Special Note on Sizing
Sized PPE Pump items such as our selection of nitrile and latex gloves will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but really it's down to chance.
The Dispensing Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the PPE Pump, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Every squirt of the PPE Pump is determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple items. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per pump, and you purchase three pumps, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy pumping and may RNGesus bless you!
| Item | Probability | Retail |
| 10pk MedPride 3-ply Surgical Face Masks (FDA Approved) | 31.23% | $11.99 |
| SCOTT P100 P3R FIlter | 25.47% | $24.99 |
| Ameriqual Apack Ready Meal | 18.03% | $9.99 |
| SCOTT CAP1 CBRN Filter | 10.19% | $24.99 |
| Dupont Pathogen Rated Tychem Suit 2XL | 7.64% | $14.99 |
| 1ST Choice 4 Mil Ivory Latex Gloves (Box) Medium | 6.67% | $14.95 |
| NAR 'Bear Claw' Nitrile Gloves Small - Box of 100 | 3.57% | $24.99 |
| 1ST Choice 3 Mil Blue Nitrile Gloves (Box) Small | 3.57% | $17.95 |
| H&H Sterile Burn Dressing | 3.41% | $4.99 |
| Nasal Trumpet Fixed Flange | 3.31% | $6.99 |
| Ivan's Zibby Beans: Dark Choco | 2.55% | $6.99 |
| Ivan's Zibby Beans: Mocha | 2.55% | $6.99 |
| Ivan's Zibby Beans: Milk Choco | 2.55% | $6.99 |
| H&H MIST Casualty Treatment Report Card | 1.94% | $1.99 |
| Combat Application Tourniquet (C.A.T) Gen 7 | 1.78% | $29.99 |
| Mestel Safety SGE 150 Gas Mask Medium / Large | 1.78% | $149.99 |
| NAR Saline IV Lock kit | 1.02% | $10.99 |
| NAR Retractable Medical Shear Leash | 1.02% | $12.99 |
| NAR 'Bear Claw' Nitrile Gloves Medium - Box of 100 | 0.76% | $24.99 |
| NAR 'Bear Claw' Nitrile Gloves Extra Large - Box of 90 | 0.51% | $24.99 |
| Warehouse employee feet pics | 0.51% | Priceless |
| We order you a pizza | 0.25% | ~$25.00 |
| Santa's Little Helper: We Mail You Zibby Beans Set to Arrive on Christmas Eve 2020 | 0.25% | $6.99 |
| Mestel Safety SGE 400/3 Gas Mask - Medium/Large | 0.15% | $239.99 |
| 1 Year Free CONUS Shipping | 0.15% | Depends |
| Lock of Ivan's Hair | 0.15% | Priceless |
| Mr. Bill nudes | 0.15% | Priceless |
| Richo SP C261SNFw Printer Which Requires Partial Disassembly to Clean an Internal Sensor (We Are Too Lazy to do This.) | 0.05% | $363.72 |
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Reviewed by William G.
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I recommend this product
Very fun
I really liked what i received for the low price that it had
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Reviewed by G I.
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I recommend this product
Obsessed with KommandoStore’s Balls
Always get something cool and useful and worth the price in the gumball drops- I have to have a saving designated specifically for when gumballs drop.
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Reviewed by Kevin P.
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I recommend this product
I love balls
Another great run of gumballs, always great prize
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Reviewed by Eric B.
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I recommend this product
The balls won't leave my home
I tried swatting them, using bug spray, and talking calmly to them, but the balls won't leave my home. My wife left with the kids and the dog, but only the balls remain.
Would buy again.
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