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Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava
Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava
Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava
Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava
Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava
Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava

The Italians probably saw the infamous USGI cold weather face mask and decided to one-up the US by making something even more fetishized and hilarious. Now you can wear something that effectively baits your friends into telling you to zip it.

The elephant in the room is obviously the zipper-enclosed mouth. While it allows you to open and close the mouth area for really cold conditions, it’s equally hilarious as it is functional with a nylon flap behind the zipper so your lips or dare we say tongue can’t freeze to the zipper. Like other balaclavas, this features a mono-eye-hole so your POV of the action isn’t hindered.

The poly/wool mix is lightweight yet also warm enough for colder climates, and is a delightfully off-white color to both blend in with the snow and give off seriously insane Jason-esque vibes when you don it.

Specs

  • White poly/wool mix
  • one size fits most
  • Extremely unsettling zippered mouth with nylon flap to prevent interaction of zipper and your face
  • Reinforced ear cups
  • Not suitable for use by minors

      Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava

      Rated 4.8 out of 5
      Based on 22 reviews
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      The Italians probably saw the infamous USGI cold weather face mask and decided to one-up the US by making something even more fetishized and hilarious. Now you can wear something that effectively baits your friends into telling you to zip it.

      The elephant in the room is obviously the zipper-enclosed mouth. While it allows you to open and close the mouth area for really cold conditions, it’s equally hilarious as it is functional with a nylon flap behind the zipper so your lips or dare we say tongue can’t freeze to the zipper. Like other balaclavas, this features a mono-eye-hole so your POV of the action isn’t hindered.

      The poly/wool mix is lightweight yet also warm enough for colder climates, and is a delightfully off-white color to both blend in with the snow and give off seriously insane Jason-esque vibes when you don it.

      Specs

      • White poly/wool mix
      • one size fits most
      • Extremely unsettling zippered mouth with nylon flap to prevent interaction of zipper and your face
      • Reinforced ear cups
      • Not suitable for use by minors
          average rating 4.8 out of 5
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          Reviewed by timothy m., from United States
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          Rated 5 out of 5
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          Makes Me Feel Like An Italian Gimp

          Perfect for cruises around my bank!

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          Reviewed by Renier M., from United States
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          Da mask

          Feels good, fits well, and smells nice.

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          Reviewed by Peter D., from United States
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          Rated 5 out of 5
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          Comfortable and nice

          It surprised me how comfortable and well fitting this balaclava is, definitely a good purchase!

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          Reviewed by Henry Z., from United States
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          Reviewed by Finn C., from United Kingdom
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          soft

          very soft and funny

          not sure why i bought this

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