The Italians probably saw the infamous USGI cold weather face mask and decided to one-up the US by making something even more fetishized and hilarious. Now you can wear something that effectively baits your friends into telling you to zip it.
The elephant in the room is obviously the zipper-enclosed mouth. While it allows you to open and close the mouth area for really cold conditions, it’s equally hilarious as it is functional with a nylon flap behind the zipper so your lips or dare we say tongue can’t freeze to the zipper. Like other balaclavas, this features a mono-eye-hole so your POV of the action isn’t hindered.
The poly/wool mix is lightweight yet also warm enough for colder climates, and is a delightfully off-white color to both blend in with the snow and give off seriously insane Jason-esque vibes when you don it.
Specs
- White poly/wool mix
- one size fits most
- Extremely unsettling zippered mouth with nylon flap to prevent interaction of zipper and your face
- Reinforced ear cups
- Not suitable for use by minors
The Italians probably saw the infamous USGI cold weather face mask and decided to one-up the US by making something even more fetishized and hilarious. Now you can wear something that effectively baits your friends into telling you to zip it.
The elephant in the room is obviously the zipper-enclosed mouth. While it allows you to open and close the mouth area for really cold conditions, it’s equally hilarious as it is functional with a nylon flap behind the zipper so your lips or dare we say tongue can’t freeze to the zipper. Like other balaclavas, this features a mono-eye-hole so your POV of the action isn’t hindered.
The poly/wool mix is lightweight yet also warm enough for colder climates, and is a delightfully off-white color to both blend in with the snow and give off seriously insane Jason-esque vibes when you don it.
Specs
- White poly/wool mix
- one size fits most
- Extremely unsettling zippered mouth with nylon flap to prevent interaction of zipper and your face
- Reinforced ear cups
- Not suitable for use by minors
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Makes Me Feel Like An Italian Gimp
Perfect for cruises around my bank!
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Da mask
Feels good, fits well, and smells nice.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Comfortable and nice
It surprised me how comfortable and well fitting this balaclava is, definitely a good purchase!
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Great
Yes
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Rated 5 out of 5
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soft
very soft and funny
not sure why i bought this
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Rated 5 out of 5
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