Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts

“You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

That's why the Austrian military designed these shorts with Arnold Schwarzenegger in mind. One small back pocket with enough room to hold your tourniquet so you can be the world’s highest, speediest, lowest-draggest, operator. As a bonus, it sports an interior liner to hold all the goods securely while you blind them with your speed, style and thighs. 

Excellent for use at the beach, in the gym, in a shoot house, your moms house and the Whitehouse(?). The possibilities are endless. Grab these shorts, pre-workout and enough steroids to kill a small horse and get after it kings. 

Specifications

• Inseam: 3in (We’re told this is average)
• 50/50 Cotton/Poly
• Drawstring
• Brief Liner
• Back pocket

Sizing

The Babemelters follow the standard Austrian base layer sizing system, which we've translated into US pant sizes. From our preliminary testing the shorts will fit as follows:

• Size 1 fits 24" to 32" Waist
• Size 2 fits 28" to 36" Waist
• Size 3 fits 32" to 38" Waist
• Size 4 fits 36" to 42" Waist
• Size 5 fits 40" to 46" Waist

Condition

Excellent: Babemelters have only seen minor use, with no rips, tears, holes, or cuts. Drawstring and liner are functional.

Unissued: Babemelters are in like-new condition.