RIP Prigozhin Tee V2 - Ltd. Edition

When a product is marked "Pre-Order", it means that while the design is complete, production has not yet begun.

For a limited time, any size pr variant will be available. After production has begun, there will only be a limited stock of each size available.

Naturally, these products take longer than our standard shipping estimate to get to you — the product will note approximately how long it will be before it ships.

In the case of some of our longer, more ambitious projects, we post information on our project tracker for transparency.

All pre-orders can be canceled at any time for a full refund prior to them being shipped to you, no questions asked. 

We couldn't come back with a replay; we had to come back with a proper sequel. 

Only one manufacturing run of this limited-edition design will be produced. Orders will close Sunday August 30th at 11:59PM MT. We're serious.

Please note: Mock-ups shown. final print is subject to change compared to current version.

To quote ourselves from last time we made this mistake: It's a hard climb to the top of Mt. Vatnik, but once every decade or so, a challenger rises from Russia's primordial kvass. Few have dared to claim the throne, and none quite so dramatically as Wagner's Yevgeny Prigozhin. He almost whacked Putin, but like so many before him, a loose rock sent him tumbling back down the mountain.

Our homage to the comically evil string-puller behind Wagner group finally gets another round, this time with double the insanity, and two times more content to get you banned from every Russian-apologist forum on the internet.

Featuring:

• SHOIGU
  
• GERASIMOV
  
• Monke Putin :)
  
• A view of Moscow right before he decided the coup is more trouble than it's worth
• His fortune, built on the backs of thousands of hot dog sales
• A vision of his untimely demise
  

Specs

• High quality full color film print
  Limited Edition
• Full size front and back print
  
• Special inside tag print ;)
• Premium Hanes Beefy-T blank
  
• Will get you banned on /int/
• Will get you banned from Russia
• Will get you defenestrated by the FSB/SVR
• Does not endorse the actions of this comically evil man or Wagner group. 
• Printed in the USA

Sizing

Our tees are built on the Hanes Beefy-T for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the Sizing Chart page for more information. 

Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.

Construction

Our tees are printed using high quality industry-leading equipment in the USA. 

The Hanes Beefy-T is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability and comfort.