“You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
That's why the Austrian military designed these shorts with Arnold Schwarzenegger in mind. One small back pocket with enough room to hold your tourniquet so you can be the world’s highest, speediest, lowest-draggest, operator. As a bonus, it sports an interior liner to hold all the goods securely while you blind them with your speed, style and thighs.
Excellent for use at the beach, in the gym, in a shoot house, your moms house and the Whitehouse(?). The possibilities are endless. Grab these shorts, pre-workout and enough steroids to kill a small horse and get after it kings.
Specifications
Sizing
The Babemelters follow the standard Austrian base layer sizing system, which we've translated into US pant sizes. From our preliminary testing the shorts will fit as follows:
Condition
Excellent: Babemelters have only seen minor use, with no rips, tears, holes, or cuts. Drawstring and liner are functional.
Unissued: Babemelters are in like-new condition.
I don’t even need flashbangs for room clearing anymore, my legs are now a strobe of blinding white light whenever and wherever I run.
Comfortable shorts to lounge in and exercise.
These bad boys right here will help you set new pr's all while craddeling your junk for that extra emotional support. Get multiple pairs if you can, that is my only regret buying these.
Just short enough to make it not gay 😉
Loved these shorts super comfortable but they could not contain my m(ass). Wish large was available.
