Name: Forklift Operator Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
Brand: CSTM
SKU: PTCH-CRAP-FORK-OP-RG
Price: 9.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Forklift Operator Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

$9.99 USD

Rated 5.0 out of 5

Based on 21 reviews

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Color

Ranger Green

Black

DON'T MESS WITH ME, IM A [FORKLIFT OPERATOR] AND I WAS BORN IN [city, state] IN [year]

IM A PROUD [eagle emoji] PATRIOT [bald eagle and burger emoji] IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND A GUN OWNER [squirt gun emoji][punisher skull][badly airbrushed picture of a bobcat, not a forklift]

Specs

2.5" x 6"
Woven polyester with woven lettering
Hook and loop backing
Completely Reprehensible

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.

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Reviewed by Andrew T.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Only for real Operators

To wear the patch, one must earn their Forklift Certification.

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
Construction Quality	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by Xavier T.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Bonified

Now everyone knows I'm Forklift certified.

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
Construction Quality	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by Andre M.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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My Coworkers are Jealous

Coworkers hate that all the single moms that come in immediately come to me first. I might have to get set of velvet ropes and bollards to keep them at bay.

10/10, can't wait for HR to call me in.

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Alexander

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Can’t get enough of it!

The first time I wore it at work, I got a few looks, then I had to keep an eye on my bag due to envious stares from a coworker. That was right before they sold out, again.

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Jacob C.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Me good at forklift

Step aside peons a true master and commander of the workforce is here, everyone shall know i fork lifts

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
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Forklift Operator Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

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