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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animals.
While much of our staff is on holiday break, save sitewide on all of our gear until the new year!
Finding your size
In general, you should be able to go with the (US) size you normally wear. The measurements here are the measurements of the shirt itself, not your body.
Although the shirts we make are technically unisex, most are cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.
Compare with one of your favorite shirts to verify the fit, and if in doubt feel free to contact customer service for assistance!
Size | Chest Circumference of Shirt | Length Of Shirt |
S | 36" | 28" |
M | 40" | 29" |
L | 44" | 30" |
XL | 48" | 31" |
2XL | 52" | 33" |
3XL | 56" | 34" |
4XL | 60" | 35" |
This one's definitely going to make the 3-lettered-agencies rubberneck.
This shirt, the accompanying stickers, and hat are all inspired off of real merchandise sold on-site at the Siege on the Branch Davidian "Mt. Carmel" compound in 1993.
Whether these aged like milk or like wine is up to you, but the important thing here is to preserve the history of arguably the greatest PR disaster and resulting deadly tragedy caused by a US-government agency in US history. Something we think is worth keeping alive in the form of some of the most insane on-site merch ever made.
The phrase "We Aint Coming Out" is seen across quite a bit of the merchandise sold, and definitely became the unifying theme of the set we made — a decidedly alamo-esque way to describe the standoff between the ATF and the Branch Davidians.
The trilogy of events spanning from the Ruby Ridge incident, to Waco, to the subsequent Oklahoma City bombing would prove to define one of the most prominently studied eras of crime in American history, and permanently turn the ATF into a punching bag by firearms enthusiasts - something we can definitely get behind.
As for Koresh's "world tour", it never happened. But we think if he worked a little more on his music he'd have a chance to spread the good word far and wide.
Specs
Sizing
Our tees are built on the American Apparel 1301 for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the Sizing Chart page for more information.
Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.
Construction
Our tees are printed using high quality industry-leading equipment in the USA.
The American Apparel 1301 is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability and comfort.
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fit goes so crazy it’s schizophrenic, just as good as the Ted K and Prigozhin shirts i also bought. shirt feels good, print and text is high quality, cap fits schweet too. pure unadulterated drip that might get you bag searched at TSA, can’t recommend it enough
Perfect condition
Shirt is soft and vibrant. Great way to commemorate another human rights abuse by everyone's least favorite federal agency. Stickers are high quality as well.
Since I got this in the mail, I haven't left my house once. My VA doctors are getting concerned, but I'm just entering a new, cloistered era. I still suck at guitar though. I should really order some fire extinguishers.