Part of our collaboration with Blue Falcon Awards!
If you're living that single barracks life, that enlisted, non-promotion existence, that off-base spouse is cheating on you hellscape... or maybe you just like to party hard as f**k, then this medal calls to you.
This is an actual functioning bottle opener/medal.
*Please drink responsibly.
Specs
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
Poor
Excellent
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 4 out of 5
Poor
Excellent
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alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
Poor
Excellent
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
Poor
Excellent
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I wear this and I never lose my bottle opener, now the makarov and cz83 stay IN the holster.
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
Poor
Excellent
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 4 out of 5
Poor
Excellent
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Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
Poor
Excellent
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|---|---|
| Construction Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
Poor
Excellent
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For 12 years as a medic
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
Poor
Excellent
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
Poor
Excellent
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