Name: Certified Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
Brand: MLPT
SKU: PTCH-CRAP-CERT-RG
Price: 9.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Certified Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

$9.99 USD

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Color

Ranger Green

Black

This patch is clearly referring to the action of slowing down. It is intended for "r-word certified" pilots to display as a means of compliance with "r-word" standards and their ability to "r-word" at a moments notice. Don't take this the wrong way.

Specs

2.5" x 6"
Woven polyester with woven lettering
Hook and loop backing
Completely Reprehensible
Updated Ranger Green Colorway

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.

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Big hit

Bought these for some disabled vets. You should have seen their dim eyes brighten. The even quit drooling long enough to say thank you through their laughter. Support your veterans and buy these patches. Make a wish come true and warn the public at the same time

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No better way to show how to excel at nonexcellence

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