Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animals.
While much of our staff is on holiday break, save sitewide on all of our gear until the new year!
This patch is clearly referring to the action of slowing down. It is intended for "r-word certified" pilots to display as a means of compliance with "r-word" standards and their ability to "r-word" at a moments notice. Don't take this the wrong way.
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Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.