Name: East German Tube Scarf
Brand: MRW
SKU: DDR-TUBE-OD
Price: 8.49 USD
Availability: InStock

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Rated 4.8 out of 5

Based on 45 reviews

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Color

Olive Drab

Navy Blue

The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang.

Specs

Politically-correct wool manufactured by glorious workers in the DDR
100% tubular construction
Cheap, warm, and durable
Navy Blue: 36.5 cm x 24.5 cm
Olive Drab: 35.5 cm x 22.5 cm

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average rating 4.8 out of 5

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Reviewed by Marc G., from United States

Verified Buyer

I recommend this product

Height

>6' 4"

Weight

190-210

How It FIts

Perfect

Condition

As Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Keeps my nose warm

does what it says on the tin. get one.

Performance	Rated 4 out of 5

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Reviewed by Richard R., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

Weight

175-190

How It FIts

A Little Big

Condition

Better Than Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Good enough for germans, also works for me

Wore this during maritime loading op in the Netherlands, around 4C.

Kept my face, neck, and ears warm and protected from the wind.

Might need to grab a couple extra for the guys who aren't ready for the cold.

Performance	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by Sterling M., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

Weight

150-160

How It FIts

Perfect

Condition

As Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Commie Tube

It is indeed a tube scarf, came in great condition, no strange odours, still good and stretchy like new, warmer than you would think. Downside is it's a little scratchy.

Performance	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by Ryan M., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

< 5' 4"

Weight

125-140

How It FIts

Perfect

Condition

As Described

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Very warm

Keeps your face and neck warm and the feds off your identity. 10/10

Performance	Rated 5 out of 5

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Reviewed by Montague K., from United States

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I don't recommend this product

Height

6 1"

Weight

150-160

How It FIts

Too Small

Condition

As Described

Rated 2 out of 5

Review posted

Tight and itchy

Found it too tight to comfortably wear over my face/nose, and generally very itchy and scratchy.

Performance	Rated 2 out of 5

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East German Tube Scarf

Keeps my nose warm

Good enough for germans, also works for me

Commie Tube

Very warm

Tight and itchy

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