Name: Bort Gulf War T-Shirt
Brand: GZYC
SKU: KS-TEE-BORT-S
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.99 USD

Rated 5.0 out of 5

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This shirt is printed on a Gildan 5.3 oz tee, which has a more classic boxy fit. Going with your normal US letter size is going to be the best bet, and expect a typical amount of length shrinkage after the first wash.

For additional accuracy, see the below size chart. 'Chest' is measured around the widest portion of your chest in inches. 'Shirt Length' is measured from the top of the collar to the bottom hem of the shirt.

US Letter Size	Chest Measurement (Inches)	Shirt Length (inches)
S	36	28
M	40	29
L	44	30
XL	48	31
2XL	52	32

We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.

Nobody really knows why, but this certain cartoon character on parody tees was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.

This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.

We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.

Specs

Yellow character depicted not to be confused with a certain Bart
Heavyweight 100% cotton tee blank
90s style blocky fit
Quality heat film transfer print. Won't flake, peel, or lose color.
Rib-Knit Crew Neck
Double needle sleeves and hem

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Reviewed by Michael C., from United States

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I recommend this product

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Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

bort

good shirt

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Reviewed by Gregory T., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 11"

Weight

140-150

Size Purchased

Rated 4 out of 5

Review posted

reminds me of kuwait….

A couple of hippies saw me wearing it and I had to fight for my life. Just like iraq.

Bretty good tee

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Reviewed by David G., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 10"

Weight

>250

Size Purchased

XXL

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

He Was There

Got this for my Dad for Christmas because he served in Desert Storm. He thought it was cool and it fits him.

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Reviewed by Jacob B., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 8"

Weight

175-190

Size Purchased

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

He was there, dude.

And it sucked! (unlike this very nice shirt)

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Reviewed by Tom J., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 11"

Weight

160-175

Size Purchased

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

DOH!

Runs a little large, great transfer and colors, good ass tee!

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