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Sneaki Breeki Patch
Sneaki Breeki Patch
Sneaki Breeki Patch
Sneaki Breeki Patch
Sneaki Breeki Patch
Sneaki Breeki Patch

Sneaky little bandit.

[AH NUUUUs internally]

Colors

  • Olive Drab
  • Coyote Brown
  • Black on Black

Specs

  • Embroidered fabric patch
  • Hook and loop backing
  • 3.5x3"

Sneaki Breeki Patch

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 22 reviews
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Sneaky little bandit.

[AH NUUUUs internally]

Colors

  • Olive Drab
  • Coyote Brown
  • Black on Black

Specs

  • Embroidered fabric patch
  • Hook and loop backing
  • 3.5x3"
average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 22 reviews
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Reviewed by Pavel
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Гигачад

very sneaki, very breeki.

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Reviewed by Andrew D.
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Also cool as

Tony told me to

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Reviewed by Lucian
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Sneaki x100

I can sneak even better now, 10/10 would sneak again

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Reviewed by Kyle
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Yeah, it's pretty niche, but...!

Man, if someone asks you about this one, they might regret the long story lol. A Russian idiom (I think?) uttered by a Bandit faction in a Ukranian videogame, but edited to be an in-joke about sneaky bandits (or players?) in English?

Yeah, have some fresh cookies handy in case someone gets the joke, because they'll deserve it.

But as a S.T.A.L.K.E.R fan with zero skill in Russian, but plenty of experience jumping out of my pants when I got double-barrelled in the back by sneaki breeki bandits, it was too funny an in-joke to pass up.

If you enjoy giving long-winded explanations, or being mysteriously vague, or just getting weird looks and making people's eyebrows twitch, this is a great patch for you!

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Reviewed by Christopher M.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!

One of the best patches you can buy and become a true bandit.

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