Name: HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
Brand: MLPT
SKU: PTCH-CRAP-HOA-RG
Price: 9.99 USD
Availability: InStock

HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

$9.99 USD

Rated 5.0 out of 5

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Color

Ranger Green

Black

SIR WE'RE AT YOUR DOOR AT THREE AM BECAUSE WE HEARD A POWER TOOL SOMETIME TONIGHT AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE LOCAL HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT CORDLESS TOOLS, AIR TOOLS, WELDERS, AND HAMMER NOISE IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF OUR CODE PLEASE STOP WORKING ON FUN THINGS IN YOUR GARAGE WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU WHEN WE'RE ON OUR NOSEY PATROLS OF YOUR FRONT LAWN.

KommandoStore deeply apologizes if this text induced any kind of post-Karen-yapping stress.

Specs

2.5" x 6"
Woven polyester with woven lettering
Hook and loop backing
Completely Reprehensible
Updated Ranger Green Colorway

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.

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Finally the Respect I Deserve

Finally, now I can go from door to door and tell my neighbors to mow their lawn. Good quality overall, no complaints at all

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