
We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.
Nobody really knows why, but the 'Bort' tee was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.
This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.
We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.
Due to custom printing these items are made and printed in a separate warehouse from our main fulfillment warehouse and are shipped directly to you. We cannot control when these items are made nor when they are shipped. Average delivery in 7 - 14 business days. Please note that these are an exception from our standard Returns and Exchanges policy.
Specs
- 5.3 oz.
- Pre-shrunk 100% cotton
- Double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem and sleeves
- Seven-eighths inch seamless collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tearaway label
- High quality, full color direct to garment print
- Yellow character depicted not to be confused with a certain Bart
We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.
Nobody really knows why, but the 'Bort' tee was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.
This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.
We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.
Due to custom printing these items are made and printed in a separate warehouse from our main fulfillment warehouse and are shipped directly to you. We cannot control when these items are made nor when they are shipped. Average delivery in 7 - 14 business days. Please note that these are an exception from our standard Returns and Exchanges policy.
Specs
- 5.3 oz.
- Pre-shrunk 100% cotton
- Double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem and sleeves
- Seven-eighths inch seamless collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tearaway label
- High quality, full color direct to garment print
- Yellow character depicted not to be confused with a certain Bart
Fits and looks great
The t-shirt graphic is very sharp and well made, and the shirt fits perfectly. Great shirt for getting beat up by Gulf War veterans in public. Would recommend.
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Bort was there dude.... and it sucked!!
As title says it's now my favourite shirt. Took ~2 weeks to come I think (I'm from England so I was expecting it to take a little longer) and it was worth the wait, I love it! Fits me a little big but that's a me problem because I'm short, it doesn't look bad though. 5 stars for sure and my coworkers thought it was cool too
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and it sucked!
great for tours of military museums and other general veteran shenanigans
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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GOT MY ASS KICKED
Even though I WAS THERE (literally says it on the shirt smh) I was ASSAULTED for my service to our country!!!!!
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Love it!
Both a fresh T and a reminder of the frivolousness of war! Love it!
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Rated 5 out of 5
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