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Bort Gulf War T-Shirt
Bort Gulf War T-Shirt

We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.

Nobody really knows why, but the 'Bort' tee was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.

This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.

We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.

Due to custom printing these items are made and printed in a separate warehouse from our main fulfillment warehouse and are shipped directly to you. We cannot control when these items are made nor when they are shipped.

Average delivery in 7 - 13 business days.


Specs

  • 5.3 oz.
  • Pre-shrunk 100% cotton
  • Double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem and sleeves
  • Seven-eighths inch seamless collar
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Tearaway label
  • High quality, full color direct to garment print

Bort Gulf War T-Shirt

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 14 reviews
Regular price
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
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Avg. delivery time 7-14 days

We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.

Nobody really knows why, but the 'Bort' tee was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.

This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.

We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.

Due to custom printing these items are made and printed in a separate warehouse from our main fulfillment warehouse and are shipped directly to you. We cannot control when these items are made nor when they are shipped.

Average delivery in 7 - 13 business days.


Specs

  • 5.3 oz.
  • Pre-shrunk 100% cotton
  • Double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem and sleeves
  • Seven-eighths inch seamless collar
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Tearaway label
  • High quality, full color direct to garment print
average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 14 reviews
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100% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
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14 Reviews
Reviewed by Lucas L., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
5' 7"
Weight
140-150
Size Purchased
S
How It Fits
Perfect
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Very nice

Quality material and goofy design, perfect t shirt

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Reviewed by Nishan S., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
6'
Weight
175-190
Size Purchased
L
How It Fits
A Little Big
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Thank you Bort, Very Cool

This shirt gives you the same power that a Diet Dr Pepper

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Reviewed by Gabriel T., from United States
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I recommend this product
Height
5' 11"
Weight
190-210
Size Purchased
L
How It Fits
Perfect
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Great quality and fit

The shirts come clean and sized appropriately. The print is high quality and doesn't fade after the initial wash. Five stars out of five.

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Reviewed by Ben H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

it’s a shirt

i like it very cool

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Reviewed by Zane H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Sneed In The Gulf

I was there dude, and it fucked and sucked!

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