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The "Big Fish" Hat
The "Big Fish" Hat
The "Big Fish" Hat
The "Big Fish" Hat
The "Big Fish" Hat
The "Big Fish" Hat

The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.

It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Attracts women and horrifies fish in a 5-mile radius (DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events)

 

The "Big Fish" Hat

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 461 reviews
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The ground trembles as you walk.

The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.

The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.

It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?

But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.

 

Specs

  • One size fits all, and damn well (it's comfy)
  • A jaw-dropping 20cm (nearly 8 inches) tall, with plenty of room for larger and taller heads.
  • Breathable trucker-style mesh
  • Snap adjustment on the back
  • Attracts women and horrifies fish in a 5-mile radius (DO NOT WEAR AT AQUARIUMS, KommandoStore is not responsible for any untoward events)

 

average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 461 reviews
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461 Reviews
Reviewed by Keir M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

now the most feared fisherman on the loch

the hat speaks for itself, not only am I now the kingpin fishing tycoon from the mere aura this absolute beast of a hat radiates, but I also find myself catching many species of fish now in great abundance, some of which were previously thought extinct and some just discovered by me. I owe it all to this

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Reviewed by Callan W.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

big hat

the hat is very big

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Reviewed by Hunter P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Big Hat ONLY for Big Men

I made this purchase to cement my status as a Big Man, and cement my status it has. Now, everywhere I go, people know who I am and what I'm about. No longer do I have to deal with peasants accosting me with stupid things like "the weather" and "the time of day". The little people step aside as I walk past with this Big Fish hat. In fact, this hat has elevated me to a higher status, so much so that my wife left me, just because she couldn't handle my Big Man status.

10/10 hat, would purchase again.

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Reviewed by Christopher P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Best hat

It is simply the best hat there is

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Reviewed by Alexander P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Real, ultimate power

Truly spectacular, well made and built to accommodate craniums of even the most engorged size. Shipping was… relatively quick (out of country so the delays only occurred once it was delivered to the national postal service…) and the product arrived in pristine condition.

Display your dominance over the tottering world of nature today!

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