Please Be Patient Hat

I was under the impression that getting this hat would cure my tism. Make me less tistic if you will. Well it doesn't. It does make it far easier for those around me to understand why I am the way I am though. Why I do what I do. So on and so on. It's also a very high quality hat with a very generous amount of adjustability to fit those of us with larger heads (which is funny considering there's not much going on up there). Overall I would say this hat is worth it. While I wasn't cured of my affliction I am now identifiable as a special person. This makes me happy :3