The Cheeki Breeki Balaclava
The Cheeki Breeki Balaclava
The Cheeki Breeki Balaclava
The Cheeki Breeki Balaclava
The Cheeki Breeki Balaclava
The Cheeki Breeki Balaclava

The Cheeki Breeki Balaclava

Regular price$14.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 26 reviews

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Cheeki Breeki Balaclavas are 100% cotton for easy care and comfort.

We always recommend machine washing cold on a permanent press or gentle cycle, and line dry in the shade. Do not use harsh detergents or bleach.

The balaclava will stretch to fit your face as you wear it, but it may return to a smaller size after any wash. This is completely normal with any 100% cotton product. 

"А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!" (phonetically: A nu chiki-briki i v damki!) 

Any fan of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series knows and loves this phrase - one of the common sayings from the beloved bandit faction. It translates to "One, two, you're on top!" - a phrase relating to the act of stacking pieces in the game of checkers to make a 'king' (metaphorically, for having the advantage in battle)

The bandit faction, the phrase, and the west's warm embrace of the eastern European apocalyptic shooter resulted in a whole genre of memes as well as a lot of Kommandostore's aesthetics. So, it's only fitting that after all this time, we make the signature piece of Bandit-wear for ourselves: a Russian inspired three-hole balaclava.

Drawing from a design seen worn on the spetsnaz with tweaks for fit, we've made the go-to visage for all kinds of shenanigans, tomfoolery, hooliganism, skylarking, neer-do-welling, rapscalionism, and if you're in the United States military, lance-corporal-esque activities.

It's both a love letter to a much-beloved piece of media, and an essential part of a complete Slavic LARP kit.

Specs

  • 100% Cotton
  • Classic goofy Russian-styled 3-hole design with reinforced stitching
  • One size fits most
  • Available in Black and Olive Drab Green
  • Imbued with bandit slav energy - will cause you and your friends to feel devious, silly, and perhaps begin horsing around
average rating 4.9 out of 5
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Reviewed by Nicholas C.
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60
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  • Buffoonery
  • Shenanigans
  • Ne'er-Do-Welling
  • IRL Sh*tposting
  • Rapscalionism
Rated 5 out of 5
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Genuinely really nice lol

Bought as a meme to recreate the iconic photo while hitting O faces in the public park but actually a really nice balaclava. Modern Russian ones I have are usually really tight and uncomfortable but this one is genuinely a good option for other big headed freaks such as myself.

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  • Rapscalionism
  • Shenanigans
  • Buffoonery
  • Ne'er-Do-Welling
  • Skylarking
Rated 5 out of 5
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The Breek to the Cheek

Great Balaclava, it fits well at all ages! This is perfect because I will be needing to hide my toddlers identity while he fires crew served weapons.

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  • Silly Goose Activities
  • IRL Sh*tposting
  • Magdumping Into Trash
Rated 3 out of 5
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Very cheeky, maybe not so functional

Of the balaclava I've purchased here, this was the least impressive. I of course bought this just to larp around in, but the fit is not great. You can look at the stitching at the top and it looks like it was made for spongebob (or someone with a square head). It's baggy at the top and takes some adjusting to get the eye holes to line up right. There's no practical use for this, the fit and materials are nothing special, but as a prop, gag, or larping around with your AK, it's just fine.

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  • Shenanigans
  • Magdumping Into Trash
Rated 5 out of 5
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Finally, a Proper-Clava

For the exact same price, I picked up a balaclava on Amazon. Less than 72 hours later, the eyeholes ripped into one big uni-hole (oh my). However, the Kommando Special is enduring, comfortable, and inevitable. This should be the gold standard by which other 'clavas are judged.

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Rated 5 out of 5
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Da best

Eye holes / mouth hole = great for ripping cigs

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