“You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
That's why the Austrian military designed these shorts with Arnold Schwarzenegger in mind. One small back pocket with enough room to hold your tourniquet so you can be the world’s highest, speediest, lowest-draggest, operator. As a bonus, it sports an interior liner to hold all the goods securely while you blind them with your speed, style and thighs.
Excellent for use at the beach, in the gym, in a shoot house, your moms house and the Whitehouse(?). The possibilities are endless. Grab these shorts, pre-workout and enough steroids to kill a small horse and get after it kings.
Specifications
Sizing
The Babemelters follow the standard Austrian base layer sizing system, which we've translated into US pant sizes. From our preliminary testing the shorts will fit as follows:
Condition
Excellent: Babemelters have only seen minor use, with no rips, tears, holes, or cuts. Drawstring and liner are functional.
Unissued: Babemelters are in like-new condition.
Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts
They fit me great, and they did come in unissued condition. And once the weather warms up in a few months, I'm sure they will serve me great on walks and exercise in general.
Great for the gym or on a long run in the early morning.
Oh my, what can I say? "Save some for the rest of us" is probably the most common saying that I hear, now that I own these PT shorts. You think Ranger Panties are good? Just wait until you try the babemelters. Ripstop? Check. Soft liner? Check. Adjustable string waistband? You betcha. Ladies, flocking like the salmon of Capistrano? All f***ing day.
Size up. These are small. They fit fine but I did not expect the waistband to be this tight.
Very comfy, very tactisexy
