BATTLE-DAMAGED GUMBALL MACHINE

BATTLE-DAMAGED GUMBALL MACHINE

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Welcome to the Battle-Damaged Gumball Machine — our first entirely RNG driven sales event. No requests for specific items will be taken. Everything rests on a random number generated while packing your order.

Below you will find the table of available items in the Battle-Damaged Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Most of the available inventory falls into the "scratch and dent" or "orphaned item" category — the inevitable odds and ends that build up in your warehouse when selling military surplus.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note that in order to use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20"

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you.

Item % Chance (Per Gumball)
MISC UNCOMMON UNLISTED MILITARY SURPLUS 27.6%
MISC BRITISH MTP BDU PIECES 22.1%
BATTLE D. AUSTRIAN ANZUG 03 BDU PANTS 16.6%
BATTLE D. GERMAN FLECKTARN PARKA 10.6%
SERVICEABLE HUNGARIAN SHELTER HALVES 7.1%
$25 KOMMANDOSTORE GIFT CARD 5.0%
BATTLE D. GERMAN FLECKTARN FIELD SHIRT 3.6%
BATTLE D. CROATIAN WOODLAND M65 PARKA 2.7%
BATTLE D. AUSTRIAN M75 PANTS 1.4%
BATTLE D. SADF PATTERN 83 BATTLE JACKET 1.0%
BATTLE D. AUSTRIAN WATERPROOF M65 PARKA 0.7%
BATTLE D. AUSTRIAN PONCHO 0.4%
BATTLE D. AUSTRIAN COTTON/POLY M65 PARKA 0.3%
BATTLE D. AUSTRIAN SURPLUS LIGHTWEIGHT M75 SHIRT 0.3%
BATTLE D. BRITISH TROPICAL MTP JACKET 0.2%
BATTLE D. GERMAN FLECKTARN SHORTS 0.1%
BATTLE D. GERMAN TROPENTARN BOONIE HAT 0.1%
BATTLE D. GERMAN TROPENTARN FIELD SHIRT 0.1%

 

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Reviewed by Ian K.
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Couldn’t be happier

Bought three gumballs and got some neat stuff from it, highly recommend this product

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very good

I bought things and they were good

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Reviewed by Nathaniel H.
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A sweet treat of human flesh

Nothing like receiving human flesh, in plushie form of course. It’s soft form with remind me of my mortality each time I awake.

Always love these gumballs, never have been disappointed from what I’ve received

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99% of gamblers quit right before hitting the jack pot.

I’ll hit the jackpot next time for sure.

Mama didn’t raise no quitter.

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Reviewed by Benjamin O.
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Balls

Balls 👍

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